Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
I should have never hired this typist chicken. All he does is hunt & peck.
Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
"Remember, you are a living, breathing organism on this planet & you're very safe."
Me talking my cat down when he got too high on catnip.
Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
I wonder what dogs dream about when they're asleep. Isnt it weirdly beautiful dogs even dream at all?
Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
You meet someone who laughs at your jokes, smells nice and they're carrying your favorite book. You look at the sky. An asteroid approaches.
Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
I'm sorry I drew tear drop tattoos on your baby's face, but at least now the other babies know not to fuck with him.












