self-published author, coffee addict, love of quotes and all things Wonder Woman
New Jersey
Joined March 2015
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Things i have convinced my son you need a “special construction worker license” to buy: barriers, barrel cones, cones with lights/chains
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Parenting books did not prepare me for having to talk my kid out of adding a construction barrier to his Christmas list.
Our neighbor borrowed our snow shovel. Returned it and proceeded to read my husband a poem. Still baffled and impressed…
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Was exhausted after work last night and then saw there was a new @tanispodcast. Squealed like a Belieber. 50 minute episode! #noshame
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I've given up on understanding php databases for the night and instead am listening to @greenday American Idiot musical. #Happiness
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Me: carton ice cream, pckg Choc chip cookies, 2 cans icing. *sees all the ppl buying flowers & chocolate* (meekly) I'm making ice cream cake
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You know you've been working too long when you start naming people in the stock photos. Lindsay is fine btw, really excited to shake ur hand
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I don't understand some people's overwhelming and abiding need for parentheses. All. Over. The. Place.
When you FINALLY solve an illusive plot problem and you're unable to write due to the work the pays the bills #frustrated
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When overwhelmed go Twitter to talk about it rather than realize how over your head you are #avoidance101 #sundayfunday ?
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Me: I'm going to just wing it & cook squash!
30 seconds later: Siri, how do I cook squash? Can I eat the skin? Seeds?
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That bizarre moment when a lady gives you a pep talk about the awesomeness of a child-free lifestyle with her daughter sitting next to her.
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Procrastinating on #cleaning the kitchen. It's not like that needs to be sanitary, right? #dayoff #procrastination
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