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doing shrooms in Sweden at 9PM but you can’t tell because it never gets dark & you’re there with ur avoidant bf who hates u & his friends who just want him to break up with u after ur mom & dad were killed by ur bipolar sister
Ever since I broke up with my bf and kicked him out the crib all I do is dance around my house in sunglasses as if I’m on a permanent molly
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now more than ever we need heavy drinking and smoking, extravagant and excessive sex, offline debauchery of all kinds, remorseless cultural snobbery and a moral vanguard against vulgar poptimism. rip up the fiber optic cables in the street, talk about the weather
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of course 50s housewives were all on amphetamines, have you ever tried to do chores all day sober
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I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something
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He wasn’t an elected official. Didn’t make any significant change to better this world. Wasn’t an activist. Didn’t serve in the military. Just a loud privileged white supremacist with a podcast but they’re trying to revere him as some kind of hero. These people are ridiculous.
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“he’s a father and a husband” a lot of bad people are fathers and husbands. most of them actually.
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everyone busy issuing statements like they are sovereign citizens running their own press office. just the funniest age.
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Stop giving 2 weeks notice and so serious, send that resignation letter the day of and go enjoy the rest of your day
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the woman who wrote the score to every young woman’s love life for the past 18 years. btw
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This lady’s comedy routine about selling her bed on Facebook marketplace is the funniest thing you’ll watch today
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the fact that lena dunham originated girls at 25 and managed to create something simultaneously timeless and yet so distinctly millennial is utterly unreal. I hope to see a gen z product of that calibre some day

















