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that delayed ass whistle i fucking hate nba refs
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- a prince holds a ball and invites EVERY girl in the land. he cant find his pick at the end of the night so he invades the home of EVERY girl in the land trying to locate her. - a prince stumbles upon a woman passed out in the woods. he decides to kiss her - a prince finds a beautiful woman sleeping in her castle after passing by droves of sleeping people as wanders the kingdom. he decides to kiss her. stop telling little girls about these princes!!!
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do I love sleep? yes. do I go to sleep on time? no.
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Helen of Troy Helen of Troy was not Greek. She is a pure myth. Greece did not exist in the Mycenaean period. Art and culture are not literal. They are works of creative imagination. The Odyssey is not history. It is a literary creation.
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Orange cat that acts like a dog. I love him even though he has between zero and one brain cells
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I've never seen talkin shit backed up like this
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No U.S. President should be able to withdraw from NATO without Senate approval. Thankful my colleagues in Congress passed this bipartisan measure.
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Hey, uh… any way they could release the user data from people who played Pokemon Go on that island?
Pokemon Go has officially removed the Pokestop on Epstein Island.
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It's true.
Bitches (me) love a gallery wall
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Chuck Schumer is part of the problem. I can't imagine anyone still thinks he's an effective leader.
This is a sitting United States GOP senator saying elected Muslim American politicians are enemies of America; this is him inciting violence against Lieutenant Governor Hashmi of Virginia. Will Chuck Schumer say anything? Will Senate Dems call his censure or even expulsion? FFS.
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no you don’t understand that’s my emotional support 15 min in my car dissociating after i park before i enter my house
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It's hard enough to defend him on the court, why would you play basketball against him at a bar
lost my voice defending lebron james at a bar today lol
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my actual opinion on Finch discourse is: it’s totally reasonable to question the head coach. Finch is not exonerated in perpetuity cuz he’s the best coach in franchise history. That said, it’s ludicrous to jump out the window like this four games into the season
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Why does everyone force introverts to step out of their comfort zone and nobody forces extroverts to shut up for a little while?
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trump won partly because he lied and said Kamala Harris would do everything he ended up doing in the first 5 months. He does it and y’all say “but nuh uhn cause see, she was still gon’ do it too.” And this is why I don’t have any issues calling y’all dumb.
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It's weird how many people forget that the hobbies they follow are supposed to be fun.
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Why the fuck do we have the Logan Act if our DOJ refuses to enforce it?
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