Because when we lose, we do it in spectacular fashion. The entire team was disconnected and looked like they hadn't actually played hockey in months. We go from excellent to dogshit in the blink of an eye. I know we have injuries, but we've had them all season.

Well at least my defenseman didn’t suck and Helley didn’t get a shut out. Taking the W’s where I can find them.

Jesus shoot me now. Come on down Trey Taylor.

Well there is a silver lining.

I realize we can’t win them all, but holy 💩 they look like they forgot how to hockey.

Well at least a big fuck you no shut out for Helley.

Just needed me to talk shit I guess

RITZY!

Apparently they forgot how to hockey

I may jump through my tv and slap the shit out of this entire team.

How about we stop turning over the fucking puck? Just go ahead and give Timo the fucking hat trick.

Great…

We will bc we can send him straight to CP without waivers since we already waived him.

This is the only acceptable goalie chant.

Alright everyone at the AAC. We do not do goalie chants. Do you want to jinx our team? DO NOT DO IT!!!

That’s the problem. They can’t send him to the AHL without waiving him, same problem Dallas had. So in a big fuck you, they’re just going to let him rot since they have the roster space.

We had to waive him to send him back down. Y’all claimed him to be assholes with no intention of playing him. Waive him again and we’ll take him back. But it’s dumb to let him rot when you know you’re not going to use him.

Thomas Harley #shootingstar