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Joined July 2009
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[alien ship lands] "Hello aliens, we are humans" TAKE US TO UR LEADER, TAYLOR SWIFT "She's a singer, not-" HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE
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What do people do with their lives after finishing all seven seasons of Gilmore Girls? Asking for a friend
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I kind of aspire to be like the man walking in front of me along a DC street eating ice cream out of the carton with a silver spoon 🍨🍦🍧
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congrats
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When you're at Ralph's and they're out of all your favorite flavors @james_crichton
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Most carrots like Ace Vetuta pet detector because it stars jim Carrot "alllrighty now"
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Masters of Shade: Francine Frensky ☕️🐸
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[couples counseling] "Mary says ur mean and u won't stop mentioning Def Leppard songs." IF I'M NOT SWEET ENOUGH THEN POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
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"But he gotta eat the spinach like groceries" -DW
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when you tryna go to the met gala but your husky pants don't fit #MetGala2015
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Ellen Albertini Dow, known for roles in 'Wedding Singer' and 'Wedding Crashers', dies at 101: abcn.ws/1Kd3FQi
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HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA: Your house is on fire.
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Welcome to the Dad Store. "I'm lookin for socks & sandals." Hi lookin for socks & sandals, I'm dad "Oh I like this store."
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Wake up sleepy head, I think the sun's a little brighter today.
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[getting thrown out of olive garden] OLIVES GROW ON TREES SO TECHNICALLY IT SHOULD BE OLIVE ORCHARD *flipping tables* WHEN UR HERE UR STUPID
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Is it possible to get detention in law school because I'm on thin ice