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[alien ship lands]
"Hello aliens, we are humans"
TAKE US TO UR LEADER,
TAYLOR SWIFT
"She's a singer, not-"
HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE
What do people do with their lives after finishing all seven seasons of Gilmore Girls?
Asking for a friend
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I kind of aspire to be like the man walking in front of me along a DC street eating ice cream out of the carton with a silver spoon 🍨🍦🍧
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When you're at Ralph's and they're out of all your favorite flavors @james_crichton
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Megan Reilly retweeted
Most carrots like Ace Vetuta pet detector because it stars jim Carrot "alllrighty now"
Megan Reilly retweeted
[couples counseling]
"Mary says ur mean and u won't stop mentioning Def Leppard songs."
IF I'M NOT SWEET ENOUGH THEN POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
Megan Reilly retweeted
when you tryna go to the met gala but your husky pants don't fit #MetGala2015
Ellen Albertini Dow, known for roles in 'Wedding Singer' and 'Wedding Crashers', dies at 101: abcn.ws/1Kd3FQi
Megan Reilly retweeted
Welcome to the Dad Store.
"I'm lookin for socks & sandals."
Hi lookin for socks & sandals, I'm dad
"Oh I like this store."
Megan Reilly retweeted
[getting thrown out of olive garden]
OLIVES GROW ON TREES SO TECHNICALLY IT SHOULD BE OLIVE ORCHARD
*flipping tables*
WHEN UR HERE UR STUPID

















