The most politely disrespectful way I've ever heard somebody say "mind your business that pays you" was "may the lord redirect your attention to the burdens he actually assigned to you" 😭😂

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JayJay ᥫ᭡ · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:26 AM UTC

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@Jameca2011Nov 10

The Grinch is freaking hilarious to watch as an adult. the whole movie really based on him crashin out over a btch 😭😭😭 nigga destroyed the town on Christmas over Martha Mae 😭

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M E L O N Ć E · Nov 10, 2026 · 7:32 PM UTC

M E L O N Ć E@MellonsayNov 10

!! My dad: men aren’t shit….sir 🤣. Like I’m sure you’d know.

🎀🪽Sukuna’s Empress🪽🎀@DPRFentyNov 10

When your dad tells you to never let a man disrespect you like he ain’t cheat on yo mama

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M E L O N Ć E · Nov 10, 2026 · 2:22 PM UTC

M E L O N Ć E@MellonsayNov 10

Every year my job sends us a snack box around the holidays. This year we got to pick out our own snacks. Chileeee, i got the whole store 😭

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LEN@jaaayLENoNov 8

I absolutely hate when ppl try to embarrass other ppl in front of me. Do not do that shit

𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐡 · Nov 8, 2026 · 11:15 PM UTC

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𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐡@sarryahmarajNov 8

My favorite crash out 😭😭

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gil' · Nov 8, 2026 · 3:21 PM UTC

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gil'@iaamgillyNov 8

I love me. I love my aura. I love my energy. I love my mind. I love my thoughts. I love who I am.

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yae 🌸 · Nov 9, 2026 · 5:15 AM UTC

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yae 🌸@Zariahmom_Nov 9

I want to be somebody's wife. I want to experience a love that's intentional, a marriage that's healthy, a partnership where we grow together, and a man who doesn't just want me for a season but chooses me for a lifetime. ❤️

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@FineAssssT_Nov 9

Do you want to get married 🤔

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ambergirl · Nov 9, 2026 · 1:45 AM UTC

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ambergirl@beeez____Nov 9

Honeymoon stage really the best. I’m leaving this nigga soon as it’s over.

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mrs. glock 🩵 · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:24 PM UTC

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@mylovedes_1Nov 8

love that the first option is stealing and not being musty!! be like him!! do NOT BE MUSTY!!

conny 🦃@BlvckJxsusNov 8

bro deodorant is $10 a stick. i’m finna start back stealing.

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M E L O N Ć E · Nov 9, 2026 · 4:06 PM UTC

M E L O N Ć E@MellonsayNov 9

I want a mini van, automatic doors. Pull up on my friends like hop in bitches 😭. They gunna be so annoyed.

M E L O N Ć E · Nov 9, 2026 · 3:47 PM UTC

M E L O N Ć E@MellonsayNov 9

Exact reaction 😭

strict asian obama@cybergrlaNov 9

how it feels when someone says something that confirms they lied to you a while ago

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M E L O N Ć E@MellonsayNov 9

It’s too early to be raising my blood pressure chile

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And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU · Nov 8, 2026 · 5:06 PM UTC

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And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU@_PhallonX0X0Nov 8

Perfect , example.. He collects legos and she’s always surprising him with them not complaining about him being on the game or putting legos together all the time. You know who you marry. She don’t know shit about what she bought she just know he likes it 🤣

And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU@_PhallonX0X0Nov 8

If I married a man into collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards in his free time I would understand I’m married to a nerd who will have me at these type of events. We’re not talking about shopping with the girls it’s things THEY LOVE. Stop dating people who have no interest in things you love.

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