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just an honest watermelon slangin man. Go Birds.

Joined March 2021
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lol yall are gonna boycot the Pastrami sandwich Fuckin losers - more for me
PHILADELPHIA!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!! This SUNDAY, Jewish & Israeli-associated businesses are being targeted for a BOYCOTT. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!!! This is the FIGHTING CITY OF PHILADELPHIA!!!! WE DON’T BACK DOWN….. Show up. EAT. SPEND MONEY. SUPPORT THESE BUSINESSES!!!! 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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Giveaway Time!! 2G's of Lemonatti, Hash Burger, & GMO To Enter • Follow Me and @ShopHelloMary • like & share this post • Comment your Favorite Strain one lucky winner picked at random Giveaway Starts now - Sunday 5pm (PST) #reels #trending #giveawaytime #giveaway #shm
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Come back to Philly bro
Sources: The #Bills are releasing safety Chauncey Gardner-Johnson. Gardner-Johnson, who has started 6 games for Buffalo, did not play on Sunday due to a 1-game suspension for a spitting incident in the Raiders game.
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I’ll legit go to war to fight these gay fuckin nerds if they ruin GTAs release I’m sure a lot of Americans agree with this. Any foreign entities must listen when I say you do not want built up GTA white rage ripping thru your countries. Stop the hacks and save yourself the embarrassment
November 17 is 2 days before GTA 6. Don't even play like that.
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Hilarious last act of desperation to get a terrorist supporter into senate 👏 I applaud you for your scumbaggery - takes a special kind of person to rig elections in a foreign country
Due to power related issues, the Vote Centers located at Paradise Community College and Sunset Canyon School are temporarily closed. Please visit Locations.Maricopa.Vote to find a nearby voting location.
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It’s called getting really really high before the movie I do it all the time and it’s great
JUST IN: Movie theater chain plans to hypnotize customers into forgetting films so they can watch them again for the first time
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Hans Solo Berger has been born
FORMER NEW JERSEY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER PLEADS GUILTY IN CHILD SEX ABUSE CASE AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO 13-YEAR-OLD BOY’S CHILD A former Cape May County elementary school teacher has pleaded guilty in a disturbing child sexual abuse case involving a former student who allegedly was just 11 years old when the abuse began. Laura Caron, 36, of Cape May Court House, pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare of a child involving sexual contact. Caron was a fifth-grade teacher in the Middle Township School District and had taught both the victim and his younger brother. According to investigators, Caron became close friends with the children’s mother, and the siblings frequently stayed overnight at her home before eventually moving in permanently. The victim’s siblings told detectives they would sometimes wake up to find their brother sleeping in Caron’s bed. On April 5, 2019, Caron gave birth to a child when she was 28 and the boy was just 13 years old. The case came to light years later after the boy’s father posted a photograph of the child on Facebook, questioning the striking family resemblance. The post ultimately prompted an investigation. According to court documents, the victim’s sister provided investigators with a text message in which her brother acknowledged being the child’s father but asked her not to tell anyone because he did not want Caron to get in trouble. The victim, now 20, previously told investigators the relationship continued until 2020. Under the plea agreement, Caron faces five years in prison, forfeiture of her teaching license, and a permanent ban on public employment. She will also be required to register as a sex offender under Megan’s Law and be subject to lifetime supervision. Caron is scheduled for sentencing on January 8, pending a court-ordered evaluation that could affect her sentence and placement.
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The image attached to this post is not of Laura Caron. It is AI-generated and does not match authentic photos from official sources used in news coverage of the case. breakingac.com/crime-and-cour… patch.com/new-jersey/oce… nypost.com/2026/10/31/us-… metro.co.uk/2026/10/31/tea… x.com/danneo_ss/stat…
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BONUS BEEF GIVEAWAY 😤 In honor of tonight's Luka vs. Yaxel rematch, we decided to give out some bonus bets 🤑 For a chance to win: 1️⃣ REPOST 2️⃣ FOLLOW @FanDuelSports 3️⃣ REPLY with how many points you think Luka will score tonight Rules: bit.ly/FanDuelBonusBeefSweep…
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This man said gravity is a conspiracy theory
👀 EXCLUSIVE: Terrence Howard has his sights set on the White House ... telling TMZ he might just have to run for president if nobody else is willing to make a real difference.
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I’m not a big Fraiser guy - tho I deeply respect the series as well as Kelsey Grammer. This scene made me laugh multiple times.
Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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Gambling addicts now feeling the pain of a hack and drain. I hope everyone is safe and is able to recover funds!
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Well the bears had a good run I guess
Full trade details, per @AdamSchefter: - Bears receive DT Jeffrey Simmons and a 2028 5th-round pick - Titans receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks, and a 2027 fourth-round pick
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Seeing your fam at 28 hurts
There's a brand new No. 1 in the Power Rankings 👀
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🚨SPORTS EQUINOX GIVEAWAY🚨 Today is the Sports Equinox & we're giving out some Bonus Bets! 🤑 For a chance to win: 1️⃣ REPOST 2️⃣ FOLLOW @FanDuelSports 3️⃣ REPLY with your favorite sports team Rules: bit.ly/FanDuelSportsEquinoxS…
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This is a commercial
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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I’ll trade you Minnesota for BC
BREAKING: Conservatives win a landslide majority in British Columbia, returning to power for the first time since 1928.
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lol why was it still around to begin with?
🇩🇪 HITLER’S FORMER MOUNTAIN RETREAT TORCHED A suspect has been taken into custody after a fire engulfed the Eagle’s Nest, Hitler’s former mountain retreat in Bavaria. The remote location and a narrow access road have complicated firefighters's efforts to put out the flames. Police are still investigating the cause. A monument to Hitler’s ambition now faces a fiery end...just like his reign. Source: Bild, The Telegraph / Writer: Marie
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The most 1850s tweet of all time mixed with the most 2026 tweet I’ve ever seen
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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“I will name you…. Jose”
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
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El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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