@MembaWhenU

Director of your favourite reality show, seasons 2018 - current Tag me on posts to “direct”

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Replying to @HoopsCrave
Then have him win “man of the year”
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Hey. It’s time to get ready for bed and go to sleep…
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Now trick them all into paying $4000 for a very small laptop….
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 16
JUST IN: Apple's $AAPL iPhone Duo is now sold out through Christmas, with new orders not arriving until 2027.
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Now let’s use an “Ai cyberattack on the banking system” to kick start the great reset….
Bull Theory
@BullTheoryioOct 16
BREAKING: G7 countries are now preparing for a major AI cyberattack on the banking system. G7 governments and central banks have agreed to run simulated AI attacks to test how they would respond to a major incident.
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Yes. The Tesla / SpaceX roadster is really cool… You don’t need to stay up all night watching videos on it though. You can watch more tomorrow. Go to bed at a decent time, please.
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Now let’s make Peter Schiff the Jim Cramer of gold… Continue to dump gold…
Cointelegraph
@CointelegraphOct 14
🚨 INSIGHT: Peter Schiff urges investors to sell Bitcoin and buy gold “before the bottom drops out of the market,” citing rising inflation and bond yields.
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Now find a clever way to say “Source: Bro, trust me”
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 13
Trust the process.
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Happy Thanksgiving. This year, we are thankful for people who will argue about Thanksgiving online, yet still meet with their family for dinner celebrating Thanksgiving.
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Good morning. You are tired, aren’t you? That’s a result of not going to bed when we told you…
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Hey. It’s 9:49 PM mt… You better be getting ready to go to bed…
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Now distract everyone from what’s happening with the “ students ” in France… Say a plague is spreading…
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnsonOct 6
The streets of Paris are filled with rioters again. 40,000 people are expected to take over the streets. The media is calling it a “student protest” but look at the people in the crowd. Do they look “French” to you? France opened its borders to mass immigration and now they’re seeing the consequences…
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Hey. Guard your heart and get in better shape. Outlift the runner, outrun the lifter. Take this seriously and you will thank us later.
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Hey. Start going to bed at a decent time during weekdays. You are going to need the rest.
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They are all anti - vax , now release the plague… None will take a vaccine and we can cull the population to help with climate change… just in time for mid terms too…
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Let’s make the season finale of 2027 be the beginning of the “ Disease X ” arc…
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 4
#BREAKING: The White House is monitoring a suspected plague outbreak in Russia.
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Now have the mayor of Paris France blame this on America… Have her say “just like the summer heat , this is Americas fault too”
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavidOct 3
Wild footage from Gaza 👇 Sorry for the typo, this is Paris.
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Now pump every distraction we have to make sure people aren’t aware of what’s happening with this….
Daily Mail US
@Daily_MailUSOct 1
'Noah's Ark's final resting place' confirmed to be a 'man-made object' in groundbreaking announcement
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Hey. Since too many of you won’t go to bed at a decent time, I brought in help. It’s time to go to bed
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Now have Elliot Page win “Man of the year”
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Then announce said positions will be replaced by Ai… It’s time to take SkyNet live…
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesSep 29
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will announce plans to cut by 20% the number of positions reserved for generals and admirals, per WSJ
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