Gifting humour to the unwashed masses.
My Swamp
Joined June 2022
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Bitches really out there with those Ozempussy flaps flying in the breeze like sheets drying on the line??
Listen to me. Ozempic vagina is when that weight loss drug makes you drop fat real fast, and the soft padding down there shrinks up. Area gets deflated, a little saggy looking, like the volume left the building. Not the drug itself punching it, just the quick loss, you know what I'm sayin. Some ladies spend cash to plump it back.
Now that everyone hates H3H3 we can finally stop pretending loud hacking coughs on camera are funny.
"I brainstormed the past week on funny and cool names and they were all taken"
WoW forever name reservation was a shit show.
Literally 20+ mins of login screen and then finding my list of 47 names all taken.
I brainstormed the past week on funny and cool names.
All the time wasted. Thanks @Blizzard_Ent for another shit show to play with friends.
Tickets with friends and family? He said he bought 2 tickets.
Is it literally just impossible for him to not lie for every minute of every day.
"We captured the essence of Hucks suffering, they say theres a drop of his pain in every bag. Come home to taste that only torturing an animal can deliver"
[Free shipping to Beijing]
Costco needs to be held accountable for this
TheQuartering gave a health update on Huck (his German Shepard who's suffering from seizures). Huck is blind and his vision hasn't returned in the last 24 hours.
He also opines on how the Internet is reacting to it. He claims that "You go after my dog now, things are going to be a little bit different."
@TheQuartering No one's attacking YOUR DOG. People are going after YOU, stemming from YOUR actions, surrounding your dog's illness.
Japanese literally don't even understand the argument because they don't realise that many services like ph numbers or bank accounts simple aren't available without residence status.
Even as a legal resident, my bank will be locked during visa renewal periods.
Is it too late to be added to Bryan Johnsons digital book of grudges?
I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online.
It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails.
Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.
