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Alt account for @meme_machine_06 My free space to simp on chicks without getting bullied at school. 24 years old, he/they works for me

Joined October 2022
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Replying to @humzwrld
I mean, racists are fucking stupid. The whole concept of not liking someone who's got a different skin colour is low IQ cope.
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Replying to @feiyuu__
You're pretty ripped, keep up the good work. Proud of you.
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Replying to @Koba_Commie
They also hate them because the Japanese committed a genocide of their own on those countries.
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Replying to @ArunAnnow
Who would genuinely think she was Tamil yo 🥀
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Replying to @dollyqwe1
You're a diva for standing up for yourself. Here, you dropped this 👑 I also hope your assaulter has a special place in hell waiting for him.
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Replying to @girlcoremood
Reminder for people to take a nice steam inhaler or nebuliser. Also don't forget your asthmatic or allergy meds. Take care.
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Replying to @pokimanelol
My sister was fostering a cat from time to time, his name was Tora and he was the coolest orange cat ever. Very friendly and calm. One day she got a call from the owner that he got killed by a snake. It was pretty heartbreaking. Sorry for your loss, we know what it feels like.
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Replying to @ArunAnnow
I used to live in Dubai for 10 years. I personally find their need to promote themselves as a rich ass place to be extremely cringe and desparate like a pick me girl. Their need to advertise "free speech" when they don't have any is equally gross.
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Fair enough. I just genuinely think that a lot of people who say such things don't say it in good faith, rather intentionally to insult people. Anyway, we all have a choice and as long as we don't live in regret, all is good.
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This is probably the nicest response to a mysogynist. Get his ass next time.
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81% of recruiters said their employer posts ‘ghost jobs,’ per Fortune.
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Replying to @xojadeyanh
A sniper's dream.
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Replying to @tabi_fit
We're still mad about Reze 😞
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Thank you for letting me borrow your lamborghini G. Appreciate it.
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Big fan of this new genre of racists interviewing normal people who look at them like they’re total freaks
Would you rather have an all black national soccer team that wins or an all White English national soccer team that loses? “All the English lads I met are black mate”
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Replying to @annoyingaria
Yum yum, have fun Aria. Hope you're doing ok.
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