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An apple:
Often discoloured and bruised
Could be from anywhere in the world
Have to wash it beforehand
May have a worm inside it
Delicious detergent pod:
Always brightly coloured and scrumptiously shiny
Brought to you by a trusted company
It washes you
Absolutely no worms
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Y’all swear you wanna go to hell but when I come get you, you’re suddenly on your knee’s praying to god to save you, smh fakes
We have reality tv shows about kids getting pregnant but as soon as an ass crack is shown on TV “BLUR THAT SHIT NIGGA THINK OF THE CHILDREN “
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This tweet is gorgeous nitter.gq/fukbenni/status/968044…
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I just ate a hotdog while looking my dad in the eye and not even 5mins later he hands me a napkin with his number on it wtf
If you name is “Shannay” i did some research on its meaning. Shannay means “fuckin’ shitcunt name, aye” in Swahili
Son of a bitch nitter.gq/kyliemoy/status/966475…
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I wanted to die after my ex left me but then I met a bitch that let me tie her up n put my thumb in her ass. Life is about growth.
The blacks have a Marvel superhero, now I’m getting you gay niggas one!
Instead of the Hob Goblin
The Knob Gobblin’
#MarvelStudios #gayrights #homosexuals #betterthanblackpanther










