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CEO @EmsJewelry265 | Chemical Engineer🎓| Educator| Dreadlocks Enthusiast| Basketballer🏀

Malawi
Joined May 2020
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A big shout out to all my lovely customers for patronising @EmsJewelry265 this year 🥰🥰 Festive season special offer: Get a pair of earrings at 4,000 only🔥🔥🔥 📞0990492526
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Koma ku Nexxus dzulo kunakoma
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IT’S THERESA PHONDO LIVE IN CONCERT DAY 🙌🏾 #TPLIC
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Most of you are wasting your life because you are afraid of being embarrassed
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Shisha mpaka 50pin ??? Zoononga moyo zomwezi
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Mwina ndigugudize
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I belong to the 1% that cannot use a pen without its coverrrr.
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Koma kunjaku kuli anthu okhwima eh
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Replying to @theresaphondo
@theresaphondo can you perform Zambezi tomorrow 🥹🥲just to ran back for the loyal fans
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I love beans so much. I just wish they didn’t give us heartburns after eating them. I could eat every day
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No one is an expert at life. We all experimenting!
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Yeah I know I’m so done when I finally go through your phone
Women when they no longer want the relationship they go through your phone🤣
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In need of a female drinking buddy
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I know this probably sounds so toxic but I'm always ready to walk away. I don't like unnecessary stress.
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We're gonna make it friend,Today is a good day
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As a man, nobody is coming to save you. The world won’t stop because you’re having a bad day. Get up, stay strong, keep building and take responsibility for your life. But never mistake strength for suffering in silence. It’s okay to ask for help. 🦅
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These iPhones are frying our hands @Apple 😒
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the content I signed up for
Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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Wdym when I switch the FaceTime from phone to my iPad, my AirPods connection transfers with the call? Oh, Apple. 🥹
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Sorry but I’m not fasting for no man
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The first rule for a man is to never rape. Nobody owes you sex. Not your girlfriend. Not your wife. Not someone who flirted with you, kissed you, or agreed to a date. Consent must be freely given, your desire never gives you ownership over another person's body.
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