I’m awesome like that.
Nigeria
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Men Matter retweeted
I have seen enough evil in this world than to participate in something creepy like Halloween. My best wishes goes out to everyone celebrating though.
Call it fetish,
Call it superstitious,
Call it being uptight if you like,
That’s fine by me.
Your outfits are cute,
Your make up is creative,
But sorry I’m not cosplaying as a demon, dressing like a ghost or pretending to be a walking corpse, as part of a “festival”.
I genuinely love you all from afar though.
Just from this tweet, I can tell you're from Anambra State. It's par for the course.
Men, marry Anambra women at your peril.
Men Matter retweeted
Yes. I married a small girl.
If e reach your turn, marry 30+ put for your house.
That’s your headache
Marriage used to make sense for men when women were virgins, there was no social media to inflate their egos, and the female orgasm was a myth.
Now you're marrying a 3 who thinks she's a 10, has a triple digit body count, whom you have to provide for AND satisfy sexually.
Men Matter retweeted
“If you are not a woman, you should not be a gynaecologist and you should not speak on women’s issues”
So according to this retarded logic:
Only children should be paediatricians. Only mad people should be psychiatrists. Only cancer survivors should be oncologists. Only accident victims should be Accident and Emergency physicians. Only deaf people should be ENT surgeons. Only people with eye problems should be ophthalmologists.
And to crown it fully:
I guess only dead people should become pathologists and do postmortems? Because how can you work on a corpse if you have not been a corpse before?
Right? Righttt????
Okay. One day you people will realise that we have roaming lunatics on this app, but you don’t know it yet. Someone on your TL is obviously running mad, you think they are just “woke”.
Shey o digba ti won ba bugi je before you stop them?
I helped a girl I was fucking open a Tinder account. All I asked for was 20% from the proceeds. Life's been good.
If men weren't highly emotional when it comes to women, no man would be in a long-term relationship with women, let alone marry them.
Logically, you know you're better than her in every way, but emotionally, you call her my "partner."
It is better to keep quiet and let people think you're stupid than to speak and prove them right.
I’ve tried to avoid this topic but here’s my take.
I understand the intention behind saying pregnancy is not a death sentence, but I find that statement kind of insensitive.
Pregnancy may not be a death sentence for most women, but it can absolutely be for some.
Women actually die from pregnancy related complications…some barely survive it.
Some sustain life-altering complications.
I think we should be careful not to invalidate these experiences in an attempt to make pregnancy sound less scary.
Normally, I'd reply with a sarcastic retort like, "Ooh, a successful woman, I'm so scared," but I've got time.
Men aren't scared of successful women. Men avoid them because when a woman starts making money, she becomes an insufferable cunt. Case in point that female FX trader.
So I should chase you for the right to pay your bills, protect you, invest in you financially and emotionally, upgrade your life and lifestyle, all for a few crumbs of used pussy?
"Men benefit from childbirth the most," but after a divorce, she gets full custody of the kids 80% of the time, which you have to pay for or go to jail. And she'll most like weaponize them and turn them against you. Pray tell, how does that benefit the man?
Women are delusional, especially in Nigeria. The average 35-year-old woman in Nigeria still feels she deserves an Odogwu. If she's Igbo, she still expects an Odogwu all the way into her fifties.
When you can't lay hands on a bitch in public, you don't call another man to beat her up; you call your homegirl to even the playing field.
