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Baseball, State Fair, zipper merge, in that order #mnTwins, Mostly sarcastic, same name on that other site

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Joined February 2009
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After Tuesday this parody of "Downfall" was inevitable. And is one of the best. h/t comedian Javier Jarquin – at Minnesota, USA
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A common misconception. Only the males are Michiganders, the females are Michigeese and children are Michigoslings.
if nothing else i’ve learned that they’re called “michiganders”
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IMAGINE BEING A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WATCH THE WORLD SERIES HOLY SHEET
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If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man
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This may be the greatest community note of all time.
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Rumors are now circulating that Kim Jong Un, the elected president of South Korea, has past away I am working to confirm via my sources, but this would be a major disruption for Asia’s largest economic power
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Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
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Yup.
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Josh Donaldson’s hamstrings.
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WHEEEEEEE!
KODY CLEMENS ULTIMATE GRAND SLAM!
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Dang looks like we caught it too...
Scoring must be contagious the way we've caught this lead. 🤧 #GuardsBall
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Ricky is headed to L'Étoile du Nord ⭐️
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I have a spare copy of the book “Game of Shadows” If you would like a chance to win it, do this: 1. Like and RT this post 2. Follow me That’s it
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Teenagers have started calling AI art "boomer art" and consider it cringe, and YouTubers have stopped using AI-generated thumbnails because teenagers find them cringe and won't click on them. I honestly couldn't be happier.
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Anybody wanna try some of the new burgers at the Twins game tonight for a social media post? #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHere
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Adam Silver reportedly spends lots of time on NBA Twitter to study complaints and critiques, per @TheAtlantic One of us 😂
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Byron MF Buxton!
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“Autistic people love trains.” Ok? Trains can transport 40,000 people per hour. They are objectively superior. What else do they love, eating dinner?
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How do you think Cleveland finds these. Do they just look up animal poop videos in their free time? Can someone look into this? Why is this a thing that is so specific to Twitter Cleveland fans
How it feels to consume Matt Festa appearances on my screen
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Tristan Gray is now G4 #MNTwins
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Me trying to read the count on the Netflix score bug
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