The way that our country is acting like recording 2 old white men talking in the rec room of an assisted living memory ward is the equivalent of a presidential debate and a litmus test for the state of our democracy is WILD.
Precisely.
Biden is saying true shit incoherently. Trump is saying fake shit coherently. We’re fucked. #Debates2024
The way that I’m SO drunk on a Thursday night because our f’ing country is acting like 2 white men heckling each other in the rec room of a memory ward is a presidential debate and a fight for our democracy is WILD
I don’t often get drunk on a Thursday night, but when I do it’s because the future of our country’s democracy is literally hanging between the favorite patient at an assisted living facility and a geriatric convicted felon.
Omgggggggggg!!!!!! This debate should only be about why white men refuse to retire. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 AGE CAPS FOR PRESIDENT!!!! Must be under 65!!!
Well America. No one wants to watch this shitshow we all deserve to. This is our mess. Own it. And then SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY!!! How is this and human rights even up for debate in 2024?! Here’s to young, intelligent, respectable candidates in 2028. #geriatricshowdown
It is absolutely wild to think that it hasn’t been since 2012—12 years ago—that we had 2 respectable presidential candidates debating.
“This thing is in the toilet and starting to swirl” — Van Jones
That absolutely sums this whole geriatric shitshow up.
A huge eff you to @apple and the maker of a crappy app called #MyHerosDungeonRaid 🖕A bug in the iOS turned off our parental settings and our young son racked up $96 in in-app purchases. Apple claiming they won’t refund. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me though.
Thank you!!! Finally watching again on NBC Sports App (that we were able to download on our AppleTV) thanks to this tip. 💚🦅 #huluisdown #hulu #hulusucka
If your Eagles game is not playing on @hulu, download the NBC sports app and connect through Hulu there and you can watch the game. @hulu_support this is a bad showing, you’re going to lose a lot of customers…
Goddamnit @hulu get it together!! Can’t watch Eagles preseason because you suck #huluisdown
I was going with Paul Rudd or Adam Samberg but I see this too 🤣
Fred Armisen in the Neil Diamond musical is the holiday gift we all needed. #Thanksgiving #MacysThanksgivingParade
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