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“𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?” 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘔𝘛 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦

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— ⁝ [❉] ⠀❛ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ?❜ ⠀⠀〘 Ｅｖａｎ — Ｍｅｒｃｅｒ〙 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀↳ 𝙁𝘾: 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮 ➢ 𝕆𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℙ𝕚𝕥𝕥 ➢ ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖 ℙ𝕋𝕄ℂ
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✎ 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑬 "𝑻𝑬𝑫𝑫𝒀" 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 ꩜ 𝗉𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖼 𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗒 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗂𝗇𝖾. 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋. 𝗄𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗈𝗄𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖺𝗌𝗍. 𝖺𝗍𝗁𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾. 𝖼𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝖽. 𝗍𝖾𝖺 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝖾𝗋. ↪𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 ᝰ.ᐟ
‍ ‍ ‍solitude.‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (@halfsovl) profile picture‍ ‍ ‍solitude.‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍@halfsovlJan 25
⠀⠀in carnage , i bloom , like a flower in the dawn .
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Some kid just asked him if he was a doctor? Then proceeded to say he looked 16 years old-. The kid was 13…
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Can’t wait! 🙃
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 17
Painfully. Now that you're home, the chaos can ensue.😊
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So you’re saying it’s been… Quiet?
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 17
Literally nothing. It's been the calmest possible.
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What has he missed?
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 17
oh— evan's back. thank god
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The black cloud has returned-.
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“I’d say afternoon, let me get my beauty sleep of 4 hours.”
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
"Monday." She agrees, "Afternoon or evening?"
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“Do it.”
𝘕𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘢. (@glueofthepitt) profile picture𝘕𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘢.@glueofthepittSep 12
She wants to decorate for fall.
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“I’m charge until Sunday night. But I’m working triage then.” … “Monday work?”
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
She smiles, "When are you ever not charge?" Things run far smoother when he is charge, and that she'd never change. "You on this Saturday?"
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And now he’s frowning. “I’m charge tomorrow night.”
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
Now that's one way to phrase it. She smiles and offers a small nod, "Sure, why the hell not. Tomorrow at 10pm? Upper car ramp?"
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No freaking way.
𝙹. 𝙰𝚋𝚋𝚘𝚝 (@NOXPRINCEPS) profile picture𝙹. 𝙰𝚋𝚋𝚘𝚝@NOXPRINCEPSSep 11
Wordle 1,910 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 At least something is going right tonight between traumas.
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“You do me, I do you?” Wiggles brows.
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
"Oh same, honey. Same."
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“I hope I expire soon-.”
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
... im literally just going to buy you coffee every single day up until you expire, Evan.
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We are going to drown together.
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
Its the charge nurse you were with during your residency that will literally become your ride or die on a short staffed evening.
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And watch him still returning the gift card after he came back to his locker to hit his vape and found it.
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
... okay maybe that's fair.
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He’ll just give her more devils lettuce then.
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
How does he think she managed to get it into his locker in the first place? She's giving it to another male nurse to literally have them put it right back in his locker.
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He already snuck it into her pocket. Andddd now he’s responding to a code, bye!
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
Yeah— no. No take backs. It doesnt work that way.
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That is WAY too much, he’s going to slide it back into her scrub jacket.
𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥 (@OF_COGNISANCE) profile picture𝘋𝘳. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥@OF_COGNISANCESep 11
She nods, "Heard." He'll mysteriously find a gift card to the hospitals coffee shop in his locker in a few days. With at least 250$ charged to it.
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“Since we are down five nurses tonight, management is gifting me the privilege of ordering pizza for us and offering a cafeteria coupon to pick up-.” … “I’ll offer up a oz of weed on the down low to anyone who picks up tonight.”
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