Artist . Herbalist. Marriage-free Random thoughts
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I hate it when people allow hatred to make them sound stup!d. Blaqbonez creatively structured that verse like someone walking into a bar and placing an order for two Hennessy. Hennessy understood the wordplay and took it a step further by creatively delivering two bottles, just like a bar would fulfil a customer's order.
That's the creativity!!! It's a play on words, a clever connection between the lyrics and the brand's response. But because you're blinded by hatred, you've decided to interpret everything literally instead of appreciating the creativity behind it.
The thund£r that will fire you, dey fire your papa first for not using condom. Bast@rd with a big h£ad like of a termite🤣🤣😭
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"I feel like it's only married people that are supposed to give relationship advice. I've never experienced unreciprocated love" — Actress Moyo Lawal
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Judge: Ma’am, before we go any further, can somebody explain to me why you’re dressed like that in my courtroom?
Woman: Looks confused. Your Honor, I didn’t know I was coming for an actual court hearing today.
Judge: EXCUSE ME?! Where exactly did you think you were going?
Woman: I thought I was just coming for a visit. I didn’t know I had to dress up.
Judge: A VISIT?! Ma’am, this is a court of law, not somebody’s living room!
Woman: Places her hand on her chest. I’m not trying to disrespect you, Your Honor.
Judge: Well, that’s exactly how it looks to me! You’ve got a bonnet on your head and what looks like a swimsuit!
Woman: Shakes her head. It’s not a swimsuit, sir. It’s just what I had on.
Judge: That’s the problem! You came into my courtroom dressed like you were getting ready to go to the swimming pool!
Woman: But, Your Honor, I didn’t think my clothes would be an issue.
Judge: MA’AM! You’re standing in front of a judge! Do you understand how insulting it is when someone doesn’t even make an effort to dress appropriately?
Woman: Visibly frustrated. Sir, I’m here. I showed up. I’m trying to do what I’m supposed to do.
Judge: And showing up is only part of it! You need to understand that this courtroom deserves respect!
Woman: I’m respecting you, sir. I just wasn’t prepared for this today.
Judge: Then next time, BE PREPARED! No bonnet, no beachwear, and no excuses about thinking this was a casual visit!
Woman: Nods. Okay, Your Honor. I understand.
Judge: Good! Because I don’t want to have this conversation with you again!
Woman: Yes, sir.
Judge: Now, can we finally get back to the actual reason you’re standing in front of me?!
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I want to surprise my son with GTA 6 when in drops in two weeks but I don’t know how to work his play station and he’s gonna get suspicious when I ask for his password cause I never play it to begin with 😭😭
Can I order it without going on the PS?
(I’m just a mom)
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"VDM, as a man learn how to keep shut sometimes. It is not everybody that belongs to your level or settings." - Social Media Personality and tikTok influencer, Tunde Perry advises
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I was laid off this morning boooo.
An hour later I GOT A JOB OFFER for $15K more than my current salary and I get to stay fully remote so yaaaaaaaaay.
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you don’t laugh at a man’s joke and all of a sudden he is making a joke about you being gang raped in a room full of strangers. It’s deeply concerning that your reaction to a woman sitting in silence is to imagine her being sexually abused.
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Imagine trying to trick me into revealing classified information and you bring a man.
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"The bastard son fathered with a serving girl is the only one who is anything like him, while the legitimate heirs are aristocratic fops" sounds like the plot of the last Conan movie. But it's actually the plot of Arnold's life.
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Instead of making this conversation about his wife, we should instead be talking about how much of a liability men in positions of power are if their businesses can be so easily compromised by an attractive woman, but yall clearly aren't ready for that conversation.
I don’t condone cheating, but the Jensen Huang situation is a reminder that women need to looksmax too. His wife literally looks like could be his grandma
Men are expected to make money, stay jacked, and look good forever.
Women can’t just stop trying once they get the ring or you will force the man to upgrade!
