CHOP LIFE, PROBLEM NO DEY FINISH! Man City fan💙💙

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Joined October 2019
Tried making samosa for the first time, and I think they turned out well🙃🙃🙃 for a first-timer . Rate them out of 10 #imarishaupishi
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LMAO!!😂💀
Owich anapenda Octopizzo walai naisha, si he bleats like a Goat kwa intro za ngoma?🤣🤣🤣
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What is this surely 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
Dickens,Dickson na Timboroa wamejiuntag😂😂
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Brother in semen????
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But part hunimaliza zaidi on such days ni vile watu hufufua tweets connected to the one of the day
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wakikuyu msikue ivo aki, mmeanza kutweet kama wasouth africa akiz uhondo inatupita
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There is always that one tweet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huwa nakumbuka conversation ya Xysist na yule shawrie natingiza kichwa na kuomba Mungu msamaha
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Final results are in. Edwin Sifuna tops with 89.1% of the total, and Ruto comes second with 5.4%. Our poll had a very large sample of 27,995 votes. This will go on record, and we'll use it to benchmark all other online polls and investigate online trends over time.
If elections were held today who would you vote for?
5%William Ruto
89%Edwin Sifuna
3%Fred Matiang'i
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
27,995 votes • Final results
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭nakufa
I leave my shoes far apart so if her boyfriend comes he thinks I’m big asf
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Women: "I love men who moan" Men after moaning, "anagia ta thenge" Women are frauds😂
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Ilikuwa tishoo ya Xysist oya 😂😂
Away unapewa t shirt inakutosha huwezi uliza swali hata
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Ghai hio yote ni ya mtu mmoja😛😛😛😛
Too hot. Hot damn! Call the police and the fire men🥵🔥
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Hizo tweets wanafufua zinanimaliza🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nkt
The only challenge associated with masturbating while headed home in a tinted car is you're not sure whether you're coming or going.
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Na ukipikwa hawakosangi kufufua tweets zinarelate😭😭😭
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Mercy Masika : A woman should submit to her husband. Twitter girlies :
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Owich:
Owich doesn't moan he yelps like a goat Henry xyist doesn't even know if he is coming or going.
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"lol, hata wewe uko na opinions"
Sai unaeza toa maoni ushtukie pia kuna mtu ako na few things to say about your shenanigans
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Ulimanage?
Another day to remind you fellas to avoid women with high libido. Unaitishwa round 6 in one night the hell is that 😭
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This is how twitter used to look like before Ruto turned us into opposition leaders, kwanza ukiwa main character sunday twitter ungeona siku mrefu
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Why are you people like this?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ati bedroom mburi😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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