meredith

i just woke up one day and decided to be hot. that’s how it works

If the last Lorde album was better my life would be different

I moved away for attention and now I have to live here

substitute teaching and just watched a kid use chatGPT to divide 11 by 5

we’re all competing to be the most disinterested girl in monochrome athleisure at the airport

Do people still have “what are we” conversations? Or do you just wait to see whether or not you move in together?

crying at the google street view of my childhood home

what I love most about living in a small town is drinking milk without being ashamed

what is the right face to make while grocery shopping

I am drinking a green juice at the intersection of where self destruction meets avant garde

R2D2 is a Taurus

I don’t use sex as a way to end an argument, that’s just what sex does. who am I to deny an herb of its effect?

going McConaMode* tonight *having amazing hair and speaking only in proverbs

some of the greatest minds of our generation, shacked up with curmudgeons

they should invent a way of coming that isn’t of age

it is not about finding a deodorant to stop the sweat, it is about finding a deodorant that mixes well with the sweat

"to face unafraid, the plans that we made" ...... could be one of the most beautiful lines ever written................

whenever i make food that is not good, i just put barbecue sauce on it, and it becomes food that is good.