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Merkins Optional

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Tough to deal with, like a flat tire on a Monday morning.

Joined September 2024
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Can we just get rid of the @WNBA already?! They aren’t good, but they think they are. It’s like watching children pretend.
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I don’t know about you, but I could use a reboot of Alf.
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@LangmanVince24 Dec 2025
It's Christmas eve, and I'm so grateful this angry drunk is not in the White House today!
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The only person more retarded than @Tim_Walz is @KamalaHarris!
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@DerrickEvans4WV9 Nov 2025
Deport Ilhan Omar
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokeness9 Nov 2025
Ilhan Omar says she doesn't care if she gets deported: "I am grown, I can live wherever"
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok9 Nov 2025
BREAKING: For the 6th month in a row NOT A SINGLE ILLEGAL WAS RELEASED INTO OUR COUNTRY May: 0 June: 0 July: 0 August: 0 September: 0 October: 0 ZERO. THIS SHOULD BE FRONT PAGE NEWS EVERYWHERE All we needed was a new President!
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⁦@FoxNews⁩ was this intentional?
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⁦@jimmykimmel⁩
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#StartAR @Colts @GVOaant
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I bet @Photoshop is pretty pissed off at AI right about now.
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Catchy tune. 🎶 💥 💣
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Why is there a giant lesbian on my TV? @ElissaSlotkin
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After watching Trump tonight, how could anyone vote democrat again? They’re all worthless. The Democratic Party should be dissolved.
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It’s happening! foxnews.com/politics/bondi-s…
Bondi says Epstein client list 'sitting on my desk right now,' and is reviewing JFK, MLK files

Bondi says Epstein client list 'sitting on my desk right now,' and is reviewing JFK, MLK files

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi told 'America Reports' host John Roberts that she is reviewing the Jeffrey Epstein list, which is "sitting on my desk right now," along with the JFK and MLK files.

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No one cares what this corpse says or does! ⁦@CNN⁩ cnn.com/2025/02/15/politics/…

McConnell, free from leadership constraints, bucks Trump and the evolving GOP | CNN Politics

Sen. Mitch McConnell was a generational force for the Republican Party — using procedural tactics and political will to stymie much of former President Barack Obama’s agenda, hand President Donald...

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If you see a miserable suffering liberal out there today, give them a hug. Reality can be a harsh pill to swallow. 😂
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Can we get a 24 hour border cam channel? I’d watch this all day!
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk111 Feb 2025
Imagine trying to illegally cross the border and running into this. We finally have a border again, folks.
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Why is this douchebag wearing a tuxedo t-shirt? @FoxNews foxnews.com/video/6367999326…
Atlanta-area councilwoman rips BLM mayor for citing race after charging lavish expenses to city...

Atlanta-area councilwoman rips BLM mayor for citing race after charging lavish expenses to city...

South Fulton, Georgia, Mayor Khalid Kamau was confronted about allegedly spending $26,000 on his city credit card. (Credit: City of South Fulton)

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@TotalProSports18 Jan 2025
GROK AI is something else. 💀🤣🤣🤣
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