Warning: this thread is filthy. The comments, however, are golden. I choked laughing.

I look forward to Mark's birthday portraits every year. So sweet! Thank you! ❤️

Thank you!

wtf is a Veenertian Tech? Veterinarian tech? or a girl who does those fake veneers with nail acrylic in a back alley? Like OMG I honestly need to know.

It's just the fact that anyone thinks her opinion on the situation matters... He ain't like us. She ain't like us.

I'm literally crying.

I ain't been on Twitter in forever but I gotta retweet this to remember this epic thread. Every. Fucking. Reply. Golden.

Are we still on "X"? And are we watching the Track & Field Olympic Trials or is it just me?

I'm glad.

Insanity.

Thanks sis. Congratulations on liberation. May it serve you well and feed your soul. Self care is a must so take care of you. ♥️

They better jump out the screen and act the movie out in front of me at this price. And I'm a whole ACTRESS saying this. What average person is paying that plus snacks and parking. I don't think I'd pay that to see myself in a movie. 😂

Me reading this sitting in my mom's house trying to help her as she's slowly ruining my life and I can't tell if it's purposeful or not cuz I grew up in a narcissistic household and my family is toxic AF

It's Rock baby. We invented that too.

Date out of state cuz you'll never meet a man who will make it past a month without irking you, icking you, scaring you or annoying you.

Her hand.

"If you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit somebody let me hear you say oh yeah-yer" - Outkast. Rosa Parks. So aha hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus.

I dreamed I was on a plane, felt turbulence, the plane crash landed. I got off the plane and was in Asia. Woke up. Went online. Plane crash in Singapore.