macaroni n’ deez

My kid looks like commander keen running around in his Green Bay helmet

Christ, is there anything worse than Duncan trussels voice?

Not much!!

Play FINAL FANTASY BRAVE EXVIUS now!goo.gl/hCSuXe###

Goddamn I miss Jefferson

Wow, the #Oscars turned out to be garbage. Yay colors?!?!?

My wife complains I won't participate in morning sex. like a yeast infection is something to collect with Pokémon

Actually enjoying metroid prime 2, I hate 1st person games

Want nitter.gq/decafjedi/status/83447…

We need another great cult leader like @LRonHubbard, the best night of my life was when he fingered my ass after beating his wife

Who's the troll in the middle of @GMA ?

Robot bees

Cue the cheat talk

Bump in the night and fraggle rock, we need more modern kid shows with quality music

Sex nitter.gq/bassplayernow/status/8…

God @TODAYshow sucks

The problem with everyone is a sense of humor, or pretending right and left are two different things. At least they make a ton of money

I love political jokes, but how many times can you re tell that one "bush joke"?

Why are sports lame and rastling isn't? @LaserTimeShow

There is no end to the hollow complaints. Stop picking sides and look forward