Survived deadly interactions with a stingray, bat, giant street roach and wonky roller coaster. Longing for Mets to win World Series. Twitter is dead to me now.

Joined May 2009
Elon Musk is a Nazi.
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I need to show an ID to eat at your restaurants, @olivegarden ? Why? 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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I know some of you miss me and my disdain for hot dogs. 🤮🤮🤮
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Yup
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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DAILY REMINDER: Donald Trump is a RAPIST.
Every Democrat that endorsed Graham Platner endorsed a rapist.
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🤮🤮🤮 🇺🇸 gluttony
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Dearest #Mets fan family, how many Snoopy plushes does one family need?! I’m just asking kindly if you have an extra, I’m will pay postage for you to mail to the biggest Peanuts / Mets combo fan ever (me!). Much thanks in advance. me? Hope you’re surviving this AWFUL season.
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Oh yeah. Hi by the way. Awful season, eh?
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RARE MACKEY UPDATE: He is sooooooo lazy. 🤣🤣🤣
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Goof on Sabbatical™ retweeted
The Force is strong with this signed ball from Mason Miller 🔥 Repost and reply for a chance to win it! Experience Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters May 22
Padres pitcher Mason Miller and Grogu starred in a new Star Wars promo 👀 And Mason got a little help from Grogu on a pitch 🤣
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RARE VISIT FROM YOURS TRULY… Just wanted to say that I am sorry to hear this happened to you, @mets_coon!
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Purdue wins and advances to Sweet Sixteen. Mackey is so happy! #MarchMadness
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He got what he deserved. Right, @mets_coon?!
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Goof on Sabbatical™ retweeted
Opening Day is 8 weeks away, so you know it’s giveaway season 👀⚾
We’re keeping the countdown rolling and this week’s prize is a David Peterson signed baseball! Like & follow to enter, and keep an eye out every Friday now through April 3rd👀
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I came on just to see my balloons. Ha. But I do miss you. Most of you. Ok, bye.
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#MackeyUpdate: Mackey boy is so happy that the latest snowstorm hit his North Carolina home!
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