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Mark Kaheru

@Metusera

Jargon Generator. Special Agent. Culinary Engineer. Basic Black Boy.

 Uganda
Joined July 2009
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EY Uganda@EYUgandaOct 7
2 Weeks to go! Join corporate directors, finance leaders, legal advisors & policy experts for 3 days of insight and impact. 📍 Speke Resort Munyonyo | 📅 21–23 Oct 2026 Registration: shorturl.at/qxMdF #ShapeTheFutureWithConfidence #EYTaxRetreatUg
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I thank you and I am ready. @gaetanokagwa are you ready too?
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UN Secretary-General Selection Process. On 19 August, the United Nations General Assembly held an...

UN Secretary-General Selection Process. On 19 August, the United Nations General Assembly held an...

UN Secretary-General Selection Process. On 19 August, the United Nations General Assembly held an interactive dialogue with Mr. Olara Otunnu, nominated by Uganda for the position of the next Secret...

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9 August is a #special day for me and i choose to spend it at the #BlackPantherExperience with #FoodMechanic. It will be all about the #Meat for me. @Mo_Chef_Mu @wa_Kabwohe @WhispererM13268
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I miss these weekends. I think we should try them again @wa_Kabwohe @Ronekn @skaheru @Comrade_Otoa
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Perfecto This is advance warning of full enjoyments in a Sunday. #BlackPanther #SundayDrinks
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Siima Kyakuhaire@kanyindoJul 20
Replying to @Comrade_Otoa @Metusera @shisavillage @Opiaiya
Volunteering myself as Chief Taster. I propose @gaetanokagwa as Chief Noisemaker.
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Now this is what I like! When and where? I am always game. Will there be #Singleton? #ShisaNyamaGrillWars @shisavillage started this and now we won’t stop…
Tony Otoa (@Comrade_Otoa) profile pictureTony Otoa
@Comrade_OtoaJul 20
A rematch will sort this out. Saturday formula for choosing a winner was the most random. A rematch soon. September 2026!
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What a day, what a weekend!! #ShisaNyamaGrillWars Went up against a true grill master in @Comrade_Otoa and edged him. Next time we bring out #BigBertha and #FireBall and do this again. What say you? @shisavillage @skaheru @wa_Kabwohe
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The heat isn't just from the charcoal. We've brought the beef to the #ShisaNyamaVillageGrillWars. @Comrade_Otoa Vs @Metusera, Sat July 18th. The smoke will rise, the meat will disappear. #ShisaNyamaVillage #TeamMark #TeamTony @shisavillage @roketelkomug @882SanyuFM @BiyinzikaUg
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Saturdays have always been my best days but 18 July is going to be one of the best yet. After I trounce @Comrade_Otoa in the #ShisaNyamaVillageGrillWars I will pour him a long drink of #Singleton & we will toast to the night at #ShisaNyamaVillage @shisanyamavillage @wa_Kabwohe
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We all know who brings the 🔥, there is no doubt about that but 18 July will prove it. #ShisaNyamaVillageGrillWars #ShisaNyamaVillage @shisavillage
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@shisavillageJul 11
It’s @Comrade_Otoa Vs @Metusera . 1 brings the🔥, the other claims he is the🔥. On July 8th #ShisaNyamaVillageGrillWars will be a public investigation in who’s been lying about their grilling skills🥓🥩. @roketelkomug @882SanyuFM @BiyinzikaUg #TeamMark #TeamTony
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Don't fly too near the flames lest your wings get toasty. I tame flames and bring the taste so do not keep your inner bee in a bonnet but bring on the #ShisaNyamaGrillWars
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@Comrade_OtoaJul 10
I fly like a butterfly I sting like a bee. This will be definitely be KO! This is the real rumble in the jungle for BBQ roasts and I am about to give a wooping 😂😂😂
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Come Saturday 18 July, it is me and @Comrade_Otoa on the #ShisaNyamaGrillWars 🔥. 2pm the grills will be lit, 4pm…party time @shisavillage @skaheru @wa_Kabwohe
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If I owe you anything, this is where I will be for you to collect. If you do not collect today…forget about it! ⁦@pansab_2⁩ owulide
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Kindly reserve my usual table and this time place a bottle of Johnnie Walker Green Label.
Nalulungi Destyneee🌼 (@Nalulungi_) profile pictureNalulungi Destyneee🌼@Nalulungi_Mar 6
The classics never die. 4th Floor: The Ultimate Old School Party Good music. Great BBQ. Timeless vibes. 📅 14 March | 🕛 12 Noon 📍 @Taleslounge_kla – Bukoto Pull up and dance to the golden hits. Reservations: +256700564679
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I fear nobody!! I will be there without the Afro . #4thFloor
Siima Kyakuhaire (@kanyindo) profile pictureSiima Kyakuhaire@kanyindoMar 7
My 4th Floor peeps, our gathering is upon us! Brand new home, same old skool vibes. Millennial Avengers, ASSEMBLE! #4thFloor
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Siima Kyakuhaire@kanyindoMar 7
My 4th Floor peeps, our gathering is upon us! Brand new home, same old skool vibes. Millennial Avengers, ASSEMBLE! #4thFloor
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Lunch earlier at ⁦@Taleslounge_kla⁩ #EAMC #UTARKE #EastAfricanMeatCarnival powered by ⁦@ElevationEvents⁩ now we are in enjoyments
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