Zia What????!!!!!! You’ve reported ITV to the police? But you have repeatedly criticised the police, accusing them of "two-tier policing.” You’ve alleged that "anti-white racism is structurally embedded" in police institutions. Now you suddenly want the police to help you? 🤔

“You,Boy! Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible. I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

Morning Lee I’ve got a question for you. Is seat sniffing now official Reform policy and will it be in your next election manifesto? 🤔

Bob You geezer Had a few sherbets mate? Heard you was givin it large to the travelling community a while back. You mate are the dogs b*llocks. You are well hard. Fancy sniffing my seat? You laaaaaaad.💪

I totally agree Alex when you say the ITV hatchet job on Reform ‘is one of many symptoms of a sick society in the process of breaking down.’ Why on earth should a media organisation show us racists & pervy misogynists hiding in a political party? How does this serve society? 😳

This book rocks! I’ve read a preview copy It tells the story of a bold young lady who bravely embarks on a magical adventure of growing pies & dripping down. Unfortunately she is turned into a lettuce. It’s being called the best fantasy book since Tolkien’s ‘Lord of the Rings.’🤓

Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔

In your Super Soar Away Reformer this week: Thursday Night Bath Time Bingo! ‘Rupert Lowe Ate My Hamster!’ ‘My wife is wearing skirts the size of four teabags!’ Agony Aunt Sarah replies. Win a balaclava and a year of free drinks at Wetherspoons in our exciting new competition!

‘Mr Anderson. If you’d like to sniff my seat, I’m available on Thursday evening around about bath time.’

You’re an army now Lee? Will you be fighting on The Somme again? If I join will I get a uniform? What’s it like? Are we fighting for Russia or the UK? Oh and are we invading ITV? 😉

Through a special task force of foul mouthed misogynist and racist councillors. 😉

At least in The Conservative Party we have a better class of idiot, racist, misogynist and extremist. 🇬🇧

You may criticise The United States all you like but what I love about their citizens is the genuine respect they have for their constitution and their staunch belief in a free democracy. 🇺🇸✌️