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‘Crete Pourer | 10.7 Handicap

Smalltown, USA
Joined January 2024
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New room decor. Don’t worry how I got it in my possession
Just pulled off an insane lick. Will show soon
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Say it with us now…
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I’m sorry Michigan fans. Jason Beck deserves to be shot into the sun
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Stimmy check just hit da account. Is we finna get anudda one from da government?
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Can’t wait for all these SEC burners try to larp the Edmund Fitzgerald’s 51st anniversary #mycultureisnotyourcostume
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One of the most underrated mobile games of all time
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All these whores were naked for Halloween 3 days ago. Today they think they are political figures.
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Are they paying you for this? @brodysheetzESPN
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Michael Toro retweeted
It’s dark out at 5:30pm all of a sudden but there’s college basketball on
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This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen
I’m crying bro someone air played Family Guy to the Jumbotron at the Field of 68 Opening Day Marathon 😭😭😭
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Crete’ boss tried to get me to work parking for homecoming game. Told him I’m finding someone else to do it so I can drink
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Michael Toro retweeted
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Playing bingo at this elementary school for community service and the call was O67 and I started doing the 67 emote and a kid behind me goes “we really got a grown man doing 67”
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Helpful tip for burners that are into bench pressing: If 1 man can hold you down, 2 can rape you. Get that shit up
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Early bird rapes the worm with stadiums at 7am
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I hope the groundskeeper who set today’s pins at my local course doesn’t feel an ounce of happiness for the rest of the year. Fuck that guy
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If he was light skin and posted corny IG dumps, they would already have this man’s name on a gold jacket and the MVP trophy. #EndRacism #TruthBomb #FightInjustice
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