I’ve been away for a minute…. But what if i told you …. that the beardytron is now being powered by the amazing loopy pro, using a specially customised patch which you can only get on my patreon, & that it will run on Mac, using a build exclusively available on my patreon while it’s still in beta. I will support and update the system as a partially open source project. And what if i told you that i’ve been secretly been working on the world’s most advanced parameter control system for a year with the greatest developer in the game. What i told you that it’s so powerful that it could allow you to improvise a whole set with one finger, with your eyes closed. And that all you need to do to get both these products is to get on to my “technical consultants” tier on my patreon. Would you believe me?