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Michael

@Michaelmegr

34. Moved from USA to Poland because a girl liked my Harry Potter stories. Now we're happily married with a dog & baby girl. Life can be crazy sometimes. he/him

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Joined November 2013
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Changed my @ from @POTTERMlCHAEL Also, my wife recently gave birth to our baby girl. She’s the most precious thing ever and I couldn’t be happier to be a GirlDad🥰
Michael (@Michaelmegr) profile pictureMichael@Michaelmegr14 Apr 2017
Changed my @ from @GinnyToMyHarry just letting y'all know
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I don’t think I’ve ever been this libbed out in my life, I’m out here liking blue wave endgame edits
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Gabbar
@Gabbar0099Nov 4
"Abdul El-Sayed is NOT a Mini-Mamdani. He can lift a lot more than I can." 🔥 — Zohran Mamdani, NYC Mayor
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🍄@AngryAFMarioNov 4
Going to bed knowing the owner of this app spent half a billion dollars for no reason.
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile pictureBuzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopNov 4
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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Red Lion Politics (@lion_politics) profile pictureRed Lion Politics
@lion_politicsNov 3
I’m going to be sick
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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peanut@amoxicillinhterNov 4
REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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kp@YaHateTwoSeeItNov 4
Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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ą 🌊🦉 (@percanbeth) profile picture
ą 🌊🦉@percanbethNov 4
“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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lew
@inlew_ofNov 4
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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َ🧁@1auvenderOct 27
you hear stories like this from black actresses and a lot of #things start making sense
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@omgsidewalksOct 13
Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 14
JD Vance is set to visit Pope Leo XIV following his recent surgery and lung cancer diagnosis.
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juju 💰
@ayeejujuOct 13
became an adult in the $80 full tank, $2,500 apartment, $20 chipotle burrito era
Avy (@avyloveyou) profile pictureAvy
@avyloveyouOct 13
people born in 1990-2006, how’s life?
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Tea Pain
@TeaPainUSAOct 14
This election ain't gonna rig itself.
🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 (@front_ukrainian) profile picture🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦
@front_ukrainianOct 14
❗️US FBI Director Patel unexpectedly arrived in Russia, – Russian media.
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FBI Director Kash Patel was in Lynchburg, Virginia attending a law enforcement event at Liberty University on Oct 14, not in Russia. Video, photos and statements from the FBI and outlets confirm this after an erroneous report was corrected. foxnews.com/media/ms-now-i… newsweek.com/photos-video-k… justthenews.com/government/fed…
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