Bird man

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Joined February 2025
Bro got beans for brains
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“Forgive me for the times that I haven’t really treated what’s bestowed on me like the blessing that it is, which is sometimes just simply enjoying it.”
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Gilgamesh retweeted
my nervous has no system
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White people when you tell them you didn’t side with the stormcloaks
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(Kisses your head) I hate you so much
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Bottoms up!
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When I call you better just put your feet on the phone 🙄
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Can you tell it’s a slow day at work?
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I may dabble in a drink or ten tonight if I’m feeling ornery
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They should invent a me who has hella bands
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Life’s so much better when you hit the stanky leg at least once a day
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Drake and Josh killed my father
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“Dude let’s hangout after work” Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed
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Fellas in Paris
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when i accidentally tell someone too much about myself and realize i can never take it back
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Gilgamesh retweeted
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Birds of a feather drink #piss together
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Good morning friends and mortal enemies!
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Ok guys I’ll be honest. I was the one that put “finger but hole” and “mist or beast” messages before bosses in Elden ring
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