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#UMDGraduate. #Misfit. #WLAQ. First comes the dream, then comes the struggle, then the victory #RIPTK #RIPChay #RIPNoah

Boston, MA
Joined August 2011
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Imma just slide up in here excuse my tardiness (dm is open lol)
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During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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Constantly checking MS Senate every couple hours to see Scott Colom gain another 200 votes
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POV: When you’re not even procrastinating studying anymore, you just don’t want to study:
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"I'm scared for tomorrow's exam" Also me:
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“I’m going to study throughout the night” I slept throughout the night.
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if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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POV: It’s Saturday and you want to study for Monday exam.
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“You look familiar” I’m always at home, it’s not me.
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The greatest tight end in NFL history.
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NGL... the camera panning back and him still being on the floor takes me o it every time and then he just pops back up 😂😂😂😂
Five years later and this shit STILL cracks me up. You and Andy did that 😂 @BrunoMars
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My check engine light turned off by itself, glad he figured out whatever was bothering him
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I have to lock in and study all weekend☹️
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One of the saddest Hey Arnold episodes
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The #Patriots released exclusive footage of the ending to Super Bowl LI… I smiled all 13 minutes and 34 seconds 🥹 It feels surreal to relive the 28-3 comeback from right there on the field. (🎥 @Patriots)
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It’s officially @RobGronkowski Day 🙂‍↕️
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“I’ll study better at night.” Me five mins into studying:
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It irritates me sometimes im for the most part a rule follower. Cause other people be doing whatever and we get the same results
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Than I remember I'm being authentic to myself so it is what it is
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The Medicaid portion of the Big Beautiful Bill hits January 1st. It's going to destroy people and they will attempt to blame it on Democrats
AOC says Republicans implement terrible and horrible policy right before Democrats take power!
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