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Joined October 2021
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You’re not invited to the pumpfun insider circle. Fuck meme coins at this point.
here it is lol pumpfun main accounts soon
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Ai will be able to print fake Pokémon cards that look 100% authentic.
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Shit looks like a blow up doll
Imagine paying close to $1000 for this a month ago.
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Ever seen a dinosaur pussy?
卧槽!!! 这是什么???
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Finding out you make more than a celebrity 💀
Faizon Love starred in Elf, a movie that made more than $200 million. His ex says he owes her about $250,000 in child support. He told the court his best year in the last five paid him $13,000. For 2025, he says he made $0. He told the court he lives on about $10,000 a year in Elf royalties. A court ordered him to pay $2,500 a month. Tiffany Lee, the mother of his daughter, says the unpaid total is now about $250,000. A judge held him in contempt. He was arrested in California and booked into a Tampa jail on June 16. He walked out June 19, after 16 days behind bars in total. He showed up to court in a wheelchair. His lawyer told the judge: "He was homeless. He lived in his car." Faizon says the debt was stacked before he ever had a chance. He says she told him she was pregnant five days after a one night stand, and that she was married with four kids at the time. He says she only filed after her divorce, and the court billed him back to when his daughter was one. In the video below, he explains how it works: "When you start child support, you start in arrears." "So you owe child support from age two till seven?" "No, from one." "It's not fair." So did Faizon Love get buried by a system that billed him for years he says he wasn't even allowed in, or did he just stop paying for his own daughter?
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You put the cup in ice water just to warm it with tap water after got. It.
When you pour a Suntory beer the Japanese way
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Luka Doncic well dressed for Halloween
🤖 Made with AI
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This is going to be a celebrity relationship slop account.
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This account is about to start posting celebrity slop
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Ai will kill crypto and bring quantum blockchains
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Xbox understood the assignment with this color. PlayStation missed it with their random ass colors.
Replying to @PlayStation
Ya ughh I wonder why you decided to do this hmmmmm
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They damn well know we don’t want these colors. We want the nostalgic colors.
Introducing the transparent Prism Collection, launching February 4 🧡 Flare Orange 💚 Emerald Green 🩶 Graphite Gray First details on the DualSense controllers: play.st/47QnvE7
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Let’s just all trade on FOMO maybe they’ll listen to the trenches
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If you broke as hell just dox yourself
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Reading comment sections on X and it’s nothing, but people sounding like they use Ai to text.
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Go back to your country
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇳 21-year-old Montana man charged with felony for telling a man of Indian descent to "go back to his country."
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Small towns aren’t prepared for fuckin El Niño. We got about a month or two til we see the real shit go down. It rained half the day and my whole fuckin block was flooded.
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A Muslim was being annoyingly clingy, so tonight's dinner is pork sauté
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