Our intern, @EstebanGarP used ChatGPT to write lyrics to the American Pie tune about the ax murdering soybean basis took yesterday:
"The Day Bean Basis Died"
(To the tune of “American Pie”)
[Chorus – big final singalong]
We were singin’ bye, bye Miss Soybean July
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee ran dry
Them good ol’ boys drinkin’ Busch Light and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the year that we cry
This’ll be the year that we cry
There is all this talk about needing to provide affordable food, and then we see the least able to "afford it" order Door Dash the most


