Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless- Ron Swanson XBL/PSN: xNOSKILLZx22 Instagram: themightyd2424

Lisle, IL
Joined April 2011
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Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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Charles Barkley gets emotional addressing Ernie Johnson: “It’s been an honor and privilege to work with you all this time.” Johnson announced today that he will be leaving Inside the NBA after this season.
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To anyone that finishes GTA 6 within the first week with all this content
There are 9 chapters in GTA 6, 2 prologues, an epilogue, many flashbacks, and 201 main story missions.
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201 story missions
There are 9 chapters in GTA 6, 2 prologues, an epilogue, many flashbacks, and 201 main story missions.
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NBA Players all “injured” before GTA 6 drops
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Truly the greatest to ever do it🐐
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Spider man 2 or Aliens
The Dark Knight, Terminator 2, The Godfather Part II, and The Empire Strikes Back aren’t available. What’s the greatest movie sequel of all time?
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A stingy cheap nigga who don’t keep his word have no business liking me
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"This is the worst superstar in the history of sports." @stephenasmith reacts to Kawhi Leonard's knee swelling injury 😧
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So now that Ernie Johnson is gone, Charles Barkley definitely leaving since he always says he’s done when Ernie is done.
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Ernie Johnson says he’s officially retiring from Inside The NBA after this current NBA Season
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Unc up there with a goatee no mustache and i’m supposed to listen to this bullshit
Saints DE @camjordan94 joined the show and went over how his team can get back in the race for the NFC South 🏈
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Oh let’s go! I’ve found my people!
Doctor Strange didn't pick the 1 in 14,000,605 timeline because it was the only way to beat Thanos. he picked it because it was the only timeline that got rid of both Thanos AND Tony Stark at the same time. go back and watch how Strange talks to Tony on the ship. he realized early on that a guy smart enough to build Ultron and time travel in a weekend was eventually going to be a bigger threat to the multiverse than Thanos ever was.
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Oh I’ve BEEN saying this, I found my people.
Doctor Strange didn't pick the 1 in 14,000,605 timeline because it was the only way to beat Thanos. he picked it because it was the only timeline that got rid of both Thanos AND Tony Stark at the same time. go back and watch how Strange talks to Tony on the ship. he realized early on that a guy smart enough to build Ultron and time travel in a weekend was eventually going to be a bigger threat to the multiverse than Thanos ever was.
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Doctor Strange didn't pick the 1 in 14,000,605 timeline because it was the only way to beat Thanos. he picked it because it was the only timeline that got rid of both Thanos AND Tony Stark at the same time. go back and watch how Strange talks to Tony on the ship. he realized early on that a guy smart enough to build Ultron and time travel in a weekend was eventually going to be a bigger threat to the multiverse than Thanos ever was.
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Oh this is fucking crazy
Replying to @cesarali_
No he sent a video playing with himself 😭
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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Portland got a squad!
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Happy born day queen 🙌🏾❤️
Another year around the sun. Happy Birthday to Me 🥹💚🎉🎊
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Mannnn I can’t wait until the Super Bowl
IT’S A JAŸ-Z SUPER BOWL. 🔥🏈
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