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Just witnessed a miracle, @GeorgeOusby cleaning!
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"When I was 18, I probably fucked a man." @jrflynn90
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"If you haven't fucked a man before you're 22, you haven't lived boys." @jrflynn90
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hiding in aw toilet until i sober up. #whatislife
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Bless @faze1992 for confusing the nativity with Star Wars characters. He's a special one.
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@faze1992 if 5 minutes in 24 hours is classed as successful then absolutely
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"Steam comes from Kettles, so why is the microwave steaming?" @LaurenFEllisx #Genius.
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so glad my nine am is cancelled. #cantsleep #overthinking
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My night involved looking after a paralytic who'd thrown up on my bed and pissed on my floor. Oh whilst I listened to a flatmate have sex.
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Replying to @JoshAgnew
@JoshAgnew Don't think your night can get any worse having someone #chunderinyorbed #pissonfloor #wateroncarpet #nobedtosleepin WHEEEY
Mike Stringer retweeted
Choosing to watch the boys play FIFA over going to bed because its the less scary option ⚽






