@MikeKMorrison

⳩ | Digital Marketer | @Rockies superfan | @Hillsdale grad | Lutheran Khanate 🦬 | Bad takes are all mine.

 Alexandria, VA
mikekmorrison.com/
Joined June 2009
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Millennial green wishes it could
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Eisenhower’s green Oval Office clears them all
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instant buy if it comes in atomic purple
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And yes, it runs Crysis.
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the people yearn for transparent purple @PalmerLuckey
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live slow, die perfectly marbled
doomer
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this is what you look like on the inside if you work from home all day by the way
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I'm not saying barrier-free access to the internet in our pocket was a mistake but
Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬
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this is really striking. americans aren't losing faith in just *leaders* they're losing faith in *the people itself* that is the real threat to the republican form of government.
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Turns out we should know way less about each other
Lyman Stone 石來民 🦬🦬🦬
@lymanstoneky19h
this is really striking. americans aren't losing faith in just *leaders* they're losing faith in *the people itself* that is the real threat to the republican form of government.
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Remember when saying that Obamacare was a stepping stone to socialized medicine made you a right-wing reactionary?
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
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OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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filing this one away for later
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Just a reminder that Master Chief and the Spartans were created to run a shadow war against insurgents the hegemonic UN government wanted dealt with. The aliens just happened to show up later.
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this is really striking. americans aren't losing faith in just *leaders* they're losing faith in *the people itself* that is the real threat to the republican form of government.
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a16z effect
kobe
@kobelumOct 26
every launch vid now is like *cavemen making fire* *model t* *wright bros* *moon landing* *nuclear bomb detonation* “every great innovation was once called crazy… that’s why today we’re launching AI-powered automated accounts receivable for operationally complex services businesses”
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This
John Hall
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One of the biggest problems with GOP online fundraising is that we keep looking for easy solutions instead of fixing the underlying problems. Before WinRed, we were told technology was the reason we couldn't keep up with Dems. It wasn't. And it still isn't. 🧵 politico.com/news/2026/10/27…

The hidden GOP fundraising weakness is getting worse

politico.com
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I'm convinced @CowboySpaceCorp will succeed simply because the rocket is named Big Iron. American Manifest Destiny in space.
Cowboy Space Corp.
@CowboySpaceCorpOct 27
Chapter 2: Meet Big Iron Our 1 MW satellite design: • 5 racks of GPUs • 6 laser links at 1.2 Tb/s each • About 132 meters across when deployed • The upper stage becomes the satellite A deployed span longer than an American football field.
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All time trip for a 16 year old. Imagine the Hangover style movie you could make from this.
1776 Live
@250YearsAgoLiveOct 26
Benjamin Franklin is dispatched to France as a commissioner for the United States. He takes with him his 16-year-old grandson, William Temple Franklin.
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I had the NFL games on while cooking. Pete asked if he could pick ANY game to put on the big screen, sure man, that's fine. I turned back around, and he'd somehow figured out how to get the @TexasLonghorns game on so he could watch the second half he missed.
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I'd appreciate your prayers. Baby Timothy has the croup. We came in on Friday night and we're admitted after it didn't improve enough with treatment. I'm exhausted, I just got to lay down after getting here before 10. Tim is doing better and if he keeps improving we can go home later today.
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Good news, bad news, Tim is doing better and eating well but not breathing well enough for the docs to want to send him home. Did one more nebulizer and steroid and will keep him one more night. We were hoping to get home tonight, so this was really disappointing, but better than going back in the middle of the night. I've got the big kids tonight, Amanda would appreciate your prayers. Making the best of it and letting our resident longhorns super fan stay up late.
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Home!
Mike Morrison 🦬
@MikeKMorrisonOct 25
Answered prayers, we are home. We're going to follow up with an ENT later, might be an underlying issue that made his croup so much worse than normal, but thankful for answered prayers. The kids made Tim cards, Pete's note made me proud.
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Answered prayers, we are home. We're going to follow up with an ENT later, might be an underlying issue that made his croup so much worse than normal, but thankful for answered prayers. The kids made Tim cards, Pete's note made me proud.
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Evening update
Mike Morrison 🦬
@MikeKMorrisonOct 25
Replying to @MikeKMorrison
Good news, bad news, Tim is doing better and eating well but not breathing well enough for the docs to want to send him home. Did one more nebulizer and steroid and will keep him one more night. We were hoping to get home tonight, so this was really disappointing, but better than going back in the middle of the night. I've got the big kids tonight, Amanda would appreciate your prayers. Making the best of it and letting our resident longhorns super fan stay up late.
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