Mike Workman

Does anyone know if Andy is still kicking around the Arctic Circle? I miss his cool embrace.

Exploding Unicorn: Down with the Sickness explodingunicorn.blogspot.co…

Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with my daughters I was asked "Daddy, where are your balls?" to which I had no real answer.

@SwordsToPlow @snapplecoffee Late October... I think. edfringe.com

@SwordsToPlow @snapplecoffee If you can find your way north to Inverness, I highly recommend it.

@SwordsToPlow @snapplecoffee The area around Waverly (sp?) Station is cool, especially during the Fringe Festival. Sterling is great too.

@SwordsToPlow @snapplecoffee Where abouts are you going?

I got to use the word "frottage" in a sentence today, but I may have misused it. I was pointing at a wedge of cheese at the time.

"NOTAFINGER!" Merry Christmas, y'all!

Dear Residents of Grand Junction, CO, if you can't handle driving in 2 inches of snow, please, for all of our sakes, stay home.

The Uncompahgre National Forest has sacrificed one of it's young to me to ensure the return of the sun. Merry Christmas!

"FACT: The female orgasm is a myth like "Bigfoot" or "the kangaroo."" God bless Fark.com

I think my bowels are quantumly entangled with a malfuntioning Salad Shooter.

How is it only Tuesday. This is some major-league-time-bending-crimes-against-humanity bullshit. Call the Time Cops!

As a child, I once ran through a field of waist-high grass and babies breath so fast that time stopped. Pure joy distilled, a perfect moment

When someone asks, "What do you get when a 12 year old gets caught in a wood chipper?" don't answer, "An erection!"