Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.
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My new travel book is out!
BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL!
Funny stories and 100+ color photos!
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TRUE STORY: We were right at the heart of these riots in Spain as they were happening, but missed them entirely because we were so absorbed in the Barcelona Museum of Sex.
TRUE STORY: We were right at the heart of these riots in Spain as they were happening, but missed them entirely because we were so absorbed in the Barcelona Museum of Sex.
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CLAYFACE can make himself look like anyone! For example, his whole movie looks exactly like Sam Raimi's DARKMAN.
CLAYFACE can make himself look like anyone! For example, his whole movie looks exactly like Sam Raimi's DARKMAN.
Wow. If one more disillusioned MAGA guy apologizes for their rabid support of Trump, well, that'll make one.
When I critiqued YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, defenders said, "You should have gone in with no expectations."
If I had no expectations, I wouldn't have spent $18 to see a three-hour documentary.
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is just like Theranos: promises something new and amazing but just doesn't deliver.
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By 2028, every man woman and child in America will have been Trump's Press Secretary.
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Trump has not finished with a woman this fast since Stormy Daniels.
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Trump has not finished with a woman this fast since Stormy Daniels.
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"Selma Blair got arrested for biting a flight attendant. Still, it was the best meal anyone got on Delta in years."
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As a lifelong Democrat, I'm excited about the midterms and how we'll manage to screw up.