My favorite movie

“Always, my interest in popular forms was not to glority them—because I really dislike popular culture in most cases. I think it’s garbage, but that’s the culture I live in, and that’s the culture people speak. They learn to read in school, but they don’t learn to decode images.”

What’s everyone got against oxidants?

Do you want any more mustard? I can’t finish mine.

60 mph 55 mph 50 mph 45 mph

It all began with an innocent knock on the door. Excuse me, may I come in. And that’s how I got in.

Q. “So how does one write a timeless classic?” A. “By listening to other people’s songs and trying to copy them.” Jimmy Webb (Jimmy Webb wrote Wichita Lineman and MacArthur Park, among others, in addition to partying hearty with Richard Harris and Harry Nilsson.)

“What are you in for? Robbery? Hey you in the shorts by the sink.,. Did you hear me or was the water running too loud? So are you in for robbery?”

I’ve never had sex with an animal, but I once kissed a dog. I was a junior in high school. She was a freshman.

They call milkshakes “cabinets” in Rhode Island? Serious answers only.

Whenever I use a urinal, I think this water’s cold. And deep.

I barely had time to say “What’s updog” a half dozen times before an updog crashed in through the wall we were chained to and stood there, his jaws slavering, with my wife and me lying among the rubble, free of our chains at last.