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Producer of all things

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Joined September 2008
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MikeTurley retweeted
If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars. Must be following me to win. GO.
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That is hilarious. Mine is December 29: "Police: Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife." cbsnews.com/news/police-flor…
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
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You at the end of 2016.
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the only appropriate words right now #NBAFinals vine.co/v/MFWZahKIQAj
NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!! @UConnWBB makes history with their 4th title in a row and 11th overall! #HistoryMade
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Idiocracy was a movie based on a true story that's happening right now #Trump2016
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MikeTurley retweeted
I apologize to all the fans. I must be better. Thanks for all the support from the true fans. You know who you are. #cowboysnation
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Forget drones. The Army could soon be using hovering speeder bikes. wapo.st/1e1ArcT
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MikeTurley retweeted
If there is one guy on earth u don't sneak attack it's @miketyson
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U-C-O-N-N #UConn UConn UConn
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Filed to ESPN: Pending a physical, former Cowboys DE DeMarcus Ware reached agreement with Broncos on 3-year, $30M contract include $20M gtd.
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The Eagle Claw was out tonight! If you watch the Ceremony this evening, I'm Row 2, Stage Right during the walk! #CAWW
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I'm starting this now, & I don't care how long it takes: "Weird" Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) needs to play halftime. #AlBowl
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Gonna keep posting pics of me in my @DougFlutie jersey till I get a follow from my childhood hero.
It's the Curse of Jerry Jones. Plain and simple.
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MikeTurley retweeted
There hasn't been a collapse this big in New Mexico since Tuco's operation was taken down. #GildanNMBowl
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BREAKING: Republicans pass new restrictions expected to close almost every abortion clinic in Texas.
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YOU follow me on twitter...but how can I be sure that YOU are really YOU...might need YOU to send me $20 just 2 confirm YOU are real
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