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Get you someone who looks at you the way Jacob Markstrom looks at Thatcher Demko #Canucks
Huge moment today: I got groceries and actually remembered my reusable shopping bags. Is that what being an adult is like?
Faced with the devastating prospect of having no internet all long weekend… what am I supposed to do? Go outside and see people???
Had a ton of fun filling in as the in arena host for the @WHLWpgICE this weekend! Go Ice Go!
Whenever I get groceries I either shop like a complete health nut or a stoned teenager whose parents are out of town for the weekend and no one’s gonna tell him to eat a vegetable
Someone’s McDonalds got delivered to my unit by mistake and I felt bad they didn’t get their food until I saw the order.. who the hell gets a double filet-o-fish at 2am?
The hotel I’m staying at in Brandon didn’t fold the ends of the toilet paper into little triangles. Should I call the cops? It feels like I should call the cops
Really wanted an Instant Pot for Christmas, instead I got covid which can make significantly less easy no hassle weekday meals. Would highly recommend Instant Pot instead
Got a fresh pack of @TUMSOfficial for the weekend! You know it’s about to get CRAZY!
Drink tap water?? What am I an ANIMAL?? Now please pass me the Brita I haven’t changed the filter on in a year and a half
Canucks fans when we play anyone other than the Senators... #Canucks
















