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My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
Let's play American celebrity or Star Wars name. I'll go first:
Dax Shepard
Too hard? Ok here's an easy one:
Ansel Elgort. Still too hard? OK how about this:
Benson Boone.
Writing an Australian crime novel set in a small town that's simultaneously coastal and rural, where everyone has a heart of gold and a dark secret. It's called... The Husband's Wife. The Stan original was filmed before I wrote the first sentence.
My buddy Terence speed-read through the mice chapters in Of Mice and Men to get to the men chapters because he "just finds them more relatable." He did a similar thing with Crime and Punishment.
"My country of Brasil has unfortunately fallen to os comunistas. I must seek an asylum in New South Wales as a real estate agent."
Massive victory for hat guys today in Brazil. This does allow bald men to hide a little bit longer, but compromises like this are the nature of democracy.
Pope Leo celebrated his first public Mass out of the hospital following lung surgery, leading the Angelus prayer from the window of the Vatican's Apostolic Palace.
Getting Ethan Klein mixed up with Ezra Klein but then also getting him mixed up with Ezra Pound for some fantastically stupid reason: What do you mean you watched his streams everyday? What the fuck are you talking about?
Umm there already is an open world football game it's called Melbourne. Idiots.
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football.
in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
I know the default posture on here is "glib shithead who wants their tastes validated at all times and never wants to think", but it's still so frustrating to see someone make a thoughtful point and have no one engage with the argument on its own terms.
new column, on becoming completely uninterested in the moviegoing zeitgeist splicetoday.com/moving-pictu…
Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 retweeted
seeing more and more posts like this where people are like “ugh it sucks he’s so funny” he’s evil!! stop you don’t have to do this. you never have to hand it to him or regretfully raise his profile
OK I'd like to clarify what I meant by "Be straight, obey the law." Malicious actors are taking my words out of context. But don't put them in context either because man the context really makes me look like a dick.
Couples who film together on Instagram, my fucking lord. Just saw some lady dry humping her boyfriend on camera and the caption was "I got dumped. Then I got myself a cute Islander boy who's 10 years younger." Please put the phone down.
EB Games staff: Hey there, can I help you with anything?
Me: No it's all good. I'm only here in the same way birds fly into windows or drivers slow down when passing car accidents. I'm here to watch a world dying. Also this pre-owned copy of Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is $98.
My colleague's teenage daughter, a kid from the Gold Coast, Queensland, says "lowkirk" and "lowkirkuinely".
