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•Steel Panther•Metallica•Tenacious D•Mötley Crüe•Led Zeppelin•AC/DC•Megadeth•Black Sabbath•Reckless Love•Iron Maiden•Slipknot•Machine Head•System of a Down•

Joined December 2012
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Challenge for American people: Try to say "mirror" with two syllables.
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Replying to @TfL
@TfL Why do you do absolutely nothing to combat people playing sounds out loud on their phones?
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Ahahaha this @AmazonUK delivery driver playing GTA: San Andreas loud enough for me to hear it across the road in my house 😂 Also he just drove off with the big side door still wide open 😅
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We all know you can't wish for more wishes from a genie, but you're a total idiot if you don't wish for more genies.
Replying to @amazon
@amazon prime is not worth paying for. Packages arrive at 10pm on the 2nd day, whereas free delivery option arrives 9am on the 3rd day.
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I may be high right now but I want to remember what it felt like to open a banana by myself for the first time as a kid.
I see relationships all the time and think "I absolutely do not want that for myself" but am also bitter about not being in a relationship.
How many different variations are there between the phrase "Don't touch my stuff" and "If you see anything even remotely to do with me, don't touch it, don't look at it, don't even think about it"?
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As a follow-up, how many times can one repeat all of these phrases to a person before it becomes acceptable to tell that person to fuck off? I'd hazard my guesses around 18, and 6.
One thing that upsets me is that I never got a Charizard Pokémon card as a kid, and the fact they keep going up in price means I'll never get one :(
Replying to @Microsoft
@Microsoft Why, with your latest Widows 10 update, can I no longer have my accent colour show on my taskbar WITHOUT having a dark theme for all windows? This seems like a backwards step in terms of customisation. Also STOP RE-INSTALLING EDGE. NOBODY WANTS IT.
Replying to @SamsungMobile
@SamsungMobile Please, for your next device in the galaxy range, give us the option to UNINSTALL and not simply disable all the bloatware you put on the device. PLEASE.
Replying to @Windows
@Windows How DARE you install Microsoft Edge on my laptop again?!
#DownloadRocksAtHome Seeing as I'm not buying my festival stuff this year, I've been playing some old games and got inspired to make this!
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Replying to @CallMeKevin1811
@CallMeKevin1811 Saw this and thought of you hahaha
Replying to @Spotify
@Spotify please, please, please stop making your app worse with each update. It's a small annoyance I know but I don't wanna have to click 2 more times each time I search for a song in my saved songs, scrolling down a millimetre to reveal the search bar was absolutely fine :(
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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/33bcoO75NN4?a Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover (Cover) by Laurence Henderson
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/RpCneycWFCA?a Download Festival 2018 Rockumentary!
Seriously, why do I even have a Twitter account?
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/fpuWkZs51aM?a Intermediate Java Tutorial - 3 - Recursion
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/_-WqL9lsGMc?a Steamed Hams but it's a guitar dub