Seagulls only tell dirty jokes.
The bird is not telling you the whole story.
The jokes he told were extremely funny too. nitter.gq/HolyheadSeagull/status…
And DRIVING, unlike Forearm ownership, is a PRIVILEDGE and NOT a RIGHT guaranteed to all law abiding citizens.
Drunk and drug impaired drivers kill and injure far more people in the U.S. that gun involved murders ever have and these killers target completely at random even though penalties are harsh and loss of driving privilege is mandatory the carnage continues.
You are 16 and want a false promise of security you think will come by taking inanimate object from law abiding people through "Gun Control" when the real problem is children your age unwilling or incapable of controlling themselves. nitter.gq/sarahchad_/status/9645…
Just remember boys and girls that I've never heard anyone EVER say getting killed by a falling icicle would be cool.
Well food scientists have gone and created the tasteless radish.
All the crisp but none of the heat or bite of a real radish.
I think it is the most depressing thing I have ever eaten...
Or as We Parrots call it,
Thugging... nitter.gq/BirdSammie/status/9650…
Don't pput it past me as I will likely stab them just to take their cheesecake. nitter.gq/gonzotrucker/status/96…
#WarningSignsOfInfidelity You don't wear BVD underwear but there are three pair in the laundry.
Ya know what's nice about NOT having a beard?
I no longer set my face on fire trying to light a cigarette.
#TrueStory
"When you're smiling!
When you're smiling,,,,
The whole world just smiles,,,,
With you,,," nitter.gq/ManlyGerman/status/965…
