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No lies detected hereā¦
Why do we call MAGAs stupid?
Here we go.
-48% of Democrats have college degrees. Only 32% of Republicans do.
-70% of all Americans with masterās or PhDs are registered Democrats.
-Bottom 10 states with the lowest education levels: all Republicans.
-Bottom 10 states with the lowest income levels: all Republicans.
-65% of the federal fucking budget comes from the blue states. We pay for you to live.
So when your stupid ass president gets on TV and says Mexico is gonna pay for the wall, you believe it because you donāt understand how international law works. When he gets on TV and says China is gonna pay for the tariffs, you believe it because you donāt understand how trade works.
Do you understand now why we call you stupid? Because you fucking are.
Week 7 @Underdog Elimintor update.
We are down to our final team. 1/2 teams advanced this week.
Week 8 Matchup belowā¦need a big week from the Bills
80% chance of rain with almost a 1/2 inch coming between 6pm and 6am on Halloween nightā¦here comes the $$$$$!!
The best part is when the geriatric old fuck tries the āWhat is a womanā line and gets absolutely mogged by
āSomebody a MAGA beatsā
This is quite possibly the best advice a frustrated driver could get!
Professor Kilomiler once said āThe algorithm doesnāt have feelings, neither should youā.
Very smart guy that guy.
A fine journey it was!
I went on a months-long journey to find the best place to pee in American golf. Everyone who read this when it went up Friday seems to have liked it, and laughed 2-4 times. Unfortunately, only six people read it. I call on you to be the 7th: golfdigest.com/story/the-seaā¦
Is Laporta being taught a lesson for running his mouth on a podcast? I donāt think heās had a target yet after yapping about his contract negotiations!
I canāt wait till this generation of old people is dead and gone. They are the fucking worst.
MAGA grandpa attacks Black woman U.S. Marine veteranātrying to cast her early vote.
Accuses her of faking being handicapped.
"I am 100% disabled," she says.
"And I served in the Marine Corps as well."
"Handicap isn't how someone looks."
"I'm also a Gold Star Family because my husband and I were dual military."
Woman's car is brand new and still has temporary tags.
Permanent registration is designated for ISA disabled platesāsomething police can verify.
But because he didn't see a placard hanging in the window, he told her, "You don't look disabled."
Invisible disabilities are still disabilitiesāyou cannot look at somebody and decide whether they are "disabled enough."
Incident occurred at Tompkins High School in Katy, Texas.
Felicia Bratcher doesnāt have an account on this platformāso posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
The @lyft ping sound is one of my least favorite sounds & legitimately plays a factor in how much time I spend on that platform.
I wish both apps would sell PingTones to the drivers. I would definitely pay to change my dispatch alerts to Shane O Macās entrance song.
Minivan Man Todd retweeted
James Talarico's Ken Paxton ad is š¤š¼
I am dying š¤£š„
@jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX
Iām 100000% in support of this.
Seven parents in Orange County who were accused of allowing their children to illegally ride electric motorcycles on public roads were charged with child endangerment.
Details: ktla.com/news/california/oc-ā¦
If only it could be faster. They are the worst.
Houston we have a problem. Terrible drafting on my part. Got cute trying to get both ends of the WAS backfield.
Week 6 @Underdog Eliminator update:
As predicted we had a tough week and only got 2/5 through. But it gets worse.
Both advancing teams have Josh Allen on bye. ļ漚¤¦š¼āāļø. Week 7 might be the end of the run unless we get matched up against other Josh Allen teams.
