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Finally hit my goal weight, the very last one
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You damn near bout to leave them room tryna show that butt baby you can stand up straight
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Congratulations or sorry it happened, either way I ain’t reading all that
NEW GTA 6 DETAILS REVEALED: - Leonida opens up early, allowing players to freely explore north without progressing the story - The map is roughly TWICE the size of GTA 5's - Nearly as much landmass as GTA 4, GTA 5 and RDR2 combined - Around 10x more interiors than previous games - Rockstar created roughly 600,000 NPC animations - NPCs have unique personalities affecting their aggression, behavior and reactions - Staring at someone too long can provoke them. One NPC even unleashed his dog on Jason - Jason can smoke cigarettes from his inventory - Jason stole a shotgun from an unattended police car during Edge's gameplay session - Coffee boosts stamina, while protein shakes improve health - Days and nights last significantly longer, including extended sunsets - Roads and highways are narrower and more realistic than GTA 5 - Clouds move independently, affected by wind, humidity, fog and seasons - Storms can form in the distance, with rain gradually moving across the map - Roads and buildings become wet and dry at different rates after rainfall - Wind affects waves, boats and aircraft. Severe storms can even damage planes and helicopters - NPCs seek shelter during bad weather - Carrying a shotgun openly can alarm NPCs, even without aiming at them - NPCs react differently depending on whether a weapon is held or carried on your back - A new Criminal Profile system ranks your actions from Professional to Irredeemable - Players can intimidate or incapacitate enemies instead of killing them - Your Criminal Profile affects how the story unfolds - Jason and Lucia have a 4-level relationship system, with players influencing their closeness - Spending time together through walks, cycling, gym visits and driving strengthens their relationship - Rockstar declined to confirm whether Jason and Lucia can get married - Police track your appearance, clothing, weapons, CCTV footage and whether you had a partner - Changing clothes, dropping weapons or splitting up can help evade police - Some drivers surrender during carjackings, while others fight back with weapons - Expensive vehicles can contain GPS trackers that reveal your location to police - Police use spike strips and K9 units that can physically pin you down - During getaways, you can let your partner drive while you shoot at pursuing vehicles - NPCs can fight back during robberies, including bystanders attempting to stop you - Random drivers can challenge you to spontaneous street races - Fully functioning bus and train systems with scheduled routes - The Scooter Bros app delivers your personal vehicle within seconds for a fee - Your entire weapon arsenal is stored in your car's trunk - Every vehicle has a fuel gauge and engine health indicator - Vehicles can travel long distances before needing to refuel - Some story missions require earning money before progressing - Players can rob stores, jewellery shops or steal cars to earn money - The WAINK app lists vehicles wanted by criminal buyers, including their security and tracking features - Stolen vehicles must be delivered to buyers, with payouts affected by their condition - Rockstar originally created a smell reaction for one scene, then expanded it into a system where different locations trigger varying levels of disgust - During the demo, Jason entered a filthy house and began grimacing and recoiling without any scripted scene - Aaron Garbut says he still discovers new locations despite spending YEARS exploring the game - GTA 6's early research began in Miami in 2015, led by Rob Nelson - Rockstar says GTA 6 is now ready for release [Via Edge / GamesRadar]
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😂 I remember when I was getting my associate degree and we had a group project due and long story short I used this clip and basically Denzel ended up at the Samsung store. The group wanted to add some funny and no one could think of anything. So here I with hella ideas
But my all time favorite needle drop in a movie is the way Spike Lee used Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come” in Malcolm X. It’s so perfect. I can’t imagine anything else playing over this sequence. So classic.
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Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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Finished Letters to a young athlete by @chrisbosh yesterday and its one of my favorite reads of the year
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For what? To try to win the South? What is the goal? Are we trying to be in cap hell again? God himself couldn’t run behind that line
Jonathan Taylor is the #1 trade candidate ahead of the NFL Trade Deadline. Jeremy Fowler named the Saints as a fit for Taylor👀 If you were in charge of the New Orleans Saints, would you trade for the Colts RB?
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This was very funny for me. At my peak I was losing somewhere between 2-3 pounds a day, then during the body recomp phase it went to about 1.5 pounds a day, can’t explain it that’s just what the scale said. It was all cardio 7 days a week burning 1000 cal a day + eating better.
Finally hit my goal weight, the very last one
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Burning 1000 cal happened because I just wanted to see how far I could take it before I got tired, it became a game. Burning 400 then 500, 700 then jumping to 1000 and skipping 800 and 900 all together. Burning 1000 became my go-to every day and that’s just what it was.
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It also became my achilles heel. Whenever I wanted to lose a quick 10 pounds I would just lock in for like 10 days and because of that I got a little reckless again with my diet. My formula still works to this day, but I don’t need it. Just crazy I was 290 at one point.
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I think the Saints need to pick new music to associate with. Time to retire all the songs that play when we used to be a winning franchise. Halftime (Crunk) can go, Choppa Style can go. All of it. This ain’t 2009 or 2019 anymore. Let’s face the facts and move forward.
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Ye this and Ye that. Let’s trade Empire State of Mind for Welcome to New York City
🚨 JOE BUDDEN says he believes JAY-Z could bring KANYE WEST out at the SUPER BOWL, with ICE also giving the reunion a real chance. “I think Kanye is HAPPENING.” Joe says he’s no longer willing to completely rule it out, while Ice argues Kanye is the one major surprise guest Jay still hasn’t brought out during his recent run of shows. “As strategic as Hov is… the ONLY one that’s missing is Kanye.” MARC LAMONT HILL pushes back and says the bigger obstacle isn’t even Jay and Kanye’s relationship, it’s whether the NFL owners would allow Ye on the biggest stage in the world after everything he’s said. “You got to run through a WALL to get Kanye at the Super Bowl.” He argues Jay would have to spend serious social capital and call in relationships just to make it happen, and questions whether he’d do all of that for Kanye. But even Marc admits there may be more happening privately between them than people realize: “Maybe they’re better than I understand them to be, based on what I’ve heard.” Via The Joe Budden Podcast
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Again with the safe choices
🚨 Rolling Stone just dropped their Top 10 Greatest Rap Albums of All Time 1. The Notorious B.I.G. – Ready to Die 2. OutKast – Stankonia 3. JAY-Z – The Blueprint 4. Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back 5. Kendrick Lamar – To Pimp a Butterfly 6. Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy 7. Missy Elliott – Miss E... So Addictive 8. Wu-Tang Clan – Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) 9. A Tribe Called Quest – The Low End Theory 10. Lauryn Hill – The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill what surprised you the most about this top 10?
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Good thing @realshellyannfp retired on top, she was coming for you
One day, the little ones we love will grow up❤️🥹
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Greatest app ever
Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they’re in field goal range
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hey man, that song they were playing in the background was outta pocket as hell 😭
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Boy this app might be the greatest invention next to penicillin
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Girl music be fun everytime that “I ain’t yo bitch no more” song come I be jamming
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My George Foreman and slow cooker when I’m not looking
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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