Miss Bess

It’s a shit, or get off the pot situation. And neither will happen.

Abdul El Sayed right now:

Honestly, I should be sponsored by @tallowedtruth. I’m almost as much of an asshole as Ben and I swear by his goo.

Today I told a man that I like men who make more money than me. This man did not flinch. So anyways.. I’m engaged now.

I have beef tallow in my eyes. #skincare #blurry

My sheepadoodle, Honey Rose, is one of those vocal dogs, who groan when they get cozy or if she gets her ears scratched and its one of the few things that make life worth living. Truly.

What the heck is Alfric Eden?

I’ve yet to receive a single bicep heart in my DMs and I am fit to be tied about it.

A big warm welcome to everyone finally seeing that Mark Carney is here to destroy Canada. Yes he is a liar. Yes he is a thief. The sooner Canada wakes up and sees him for who he is, the better chance we have as a nation to save ourselves.

Ok but why don’t they do it. Theatre. It’s all theatre.

Boys, what do we think about the Lincoln nautilus as a chick car?

Being attacked by bots all morning has me exhausted. I’m going to get my hair blown out. ✌🏼

I just paid the government 10k and I feel dirty.

Tim Hortons cups are the exact opposite of Buccees cups in every way. Bring back styrofoam so my tea stays hot long enough to enjoy it!

Don’t let the bastards get you down. Turn it around with another round. Or whatever Rhianna said.

Can someone make me Texas twinkies and deliver pls. K thanks

From this day forward, if you’re male and under 6’ tall, you’ll address me as ma’am or not at all.

I ate today. Twice. #basicallyafitnessinfluencer

Why do apple slices taste so much better than a whole apple?