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Baseball. Bikes. Jokes. (he/him)

Treaty Six Territory
Joined April 2009
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OILERS used POLLUTE! It’s super effective!
Protecting our waters. ⚠️
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791: Good Breadance (The Time Of Your Loaf) 792:Brisket Case 793: Greek Tzatzik Breath 794: Cheeses of Suburbia 795: When I Crumb Around 796: Lambatage Shanks 797: Going to Pastalacqua 798: Spiced Fries Finish Last 799: Bannock Song 800: Bouillabaisse Of Broken Dreams
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This trade? It’s sick. For real. Is it perfect? I don’t know - who cares.
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If you’re outraged by a musician smashing a guitar on tv fuck you.
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Police seeking missing 11-year-old girl in Edmonton ctv.news/c6CdzCN
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Retweet if you’ve never been to Hawaii once never mind 17 straight years. #ableg @jkenney
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We know healthcare workers are tired and overworked. They need a break and that is why we are happy to announce many of them will be laid off as soon as possible. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown
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You have 1 ICU bed left. Three patients need it. A woman with two children is bleeding to death from complications of child birth, a young man has crashed his car and crushed his chest, and and ICU nurse can no longer breath on her own. Who do you choose?
74%31 yo pregnant woman
8%23 yo trauma victim
18%47 yo COVID pneumonia
36,258 votes • Final results
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Heartland won zero Emmys. Send help. Signed, Calgary
Today Fairness Alberta launches its campaign in Ontario to raise awareness of how vital Albertans' contributions have been to jobs and federal finances. Canada needs Alberta's economy. #ableg #onpoli #cdnpoli fairnessalberta.ca/september…
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Avid road and MTB cyclist here. I hope this gets your attention. 1/3
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Pekiwewin updated demands.
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Who Wants to Eat a Millionaire?
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Not a google. Just a statement. Jason Kenney doesn't care about the safety of your kids going back to school. I don't have it in me to today to try to make that funny. #abed #ableg #abpoli
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Alberta now receives more revenue from students (tuition: $1.35B) than oil/gas royalties ($1.2B). 🤠 #ableg
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I couldn't quite catch everything he was saying the first time, so here's a version with enhanced Audio. (sound on!) :) #abed #ableg #abpoli
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FTR, I have 34 desks in my room currently. I just got a call asking if my teacher's desk at the front can be removed in order to try and fit 1-2 more desks in my room. I don't know if I will actually have more than 34 kids but.... guys. This isn't going to be pretty.
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Some dude refused to wear a mask & fired an AK47 at police?
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fuck you, pay me
Spotify CEO Daniel Ek says working musicians can no longer release music only “once every three to four years.” thefader.com/2020/07/30/spot…
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