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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀

@Mjaytheee

You could be the cash, I'll be the rubber band🧍🏽‍♀️

Joined June 2022
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More than pride, I’m filled with extreme gratitude. Which of the favors of my lord can I truly deny?
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TUNA 🦁 EKUN (@TundeSmilez) profile picture
TUNA 🦁 EKUN
@TundeSmilez20h
He’s a great guy actually. Very lovable. If we remove the EndSARS killings under his government, potholes across Lagos roads, dirt in almost every corner of the city, commissioners and special advisers who enjoy being political bigots. He’s a jolly good fellow.
Máfejópamí (@VillageParrot) profile pictureMáfejópamí
@VillageParrot22h
I don’t know why sha, but I just really like Sanwo Olu.
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Trae@traecosNov 1
I’m trying fuck!
Henry (@Henry404gd) profile pictureHenry@Henry404gdOct 30
detach. detach. detach. let it be. let it go. let it end.
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Sole Woyinka (@_littlehuman_) profile picture
Sole Woyinka
@_littlehuman_Nov 1
I’ve realised I’m quite vain when it comes to physical appearances. I genuinely struggle to consider someone romantically if I don’t find them physically beautiful😹.
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God knows the shege I was seeing here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 (@Mjaytheee) profile pictureicantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀@MjaytheeeApr 9
I want to be many things in another life, an engineering student is not one of them.
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Hello everyone. If you were thinking of getting @MTNNG fibre x, dismiss the idea. I got mine about a week ago, it stopped working 2 days after and they’ve refused to fix it. I’ve reached out to them severally and have gotten no headway. The 5 days and counting of my subscription,
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That is busy wasting, who’s going to reimburse me for it? Nobody. Plus in what world is it okay for me to pay for a service and not be able to use it? @MTNNG @MTN180
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Hr ti approve leave.
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Just saw one gorgeous girl and said hi like a reflex, I forgot I don’t even know her.
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𝒀𝓾𝔀𝓪🌸 (@abieyuwaa__) profile picture
𝒀𝓾𝔀𝓪🌸@abieyuwaa__Nov 1
“Tinubu is working underground” Shey na underground I dey 😭
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Very soon I’m going to come and post my HR’s email here so you guys will gather and help me beg them to not fire me for coming late.
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Yes!
Nana Ama💗 (@nana_amaaab) profile pictureNana Ama💗@nana_amaaabNov 1
can they add laughing to the love languages? i love making people laugh and i love it even more when they make me laugh
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Or just not texting back.🦸🏾‍♀️
Iremide (@RxIremide) profile pictureIremide@RxIremideOct 31
You can avoid so many unnecessary talking stages by simply going to bed early. 🌝
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Olololo oooo😂😂😂😂 @_neeyahh @_girLhasNo_nAmE @_Oluwanifemiii @preci_ou_ss you guys should apply 😂
Bizzleosikoya.eth (@bizzleosikoya) profile pictureBizzleosikoya.eth
@bizzleosikoyaNov 1
Loveislandnigeria.com applications open and they close nov 14th

Love Island Nigeria | Couple Up. Stand Out.

Fifty islanders. One villa. Endless drama. Who will couple up and find love — and who goes home broken-hearted? Find out on Love Island Nigeria.

loveislandnigeria.com
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If it was possible it’s rice and beans I’ll share on my convocation day.
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Slow burn my ass. I remember last year when I was talking to someone thinking we were having a cute little slow burn, Oga had a whole girlfriend.🤣🤣🤣 No be only slow burn. Will you marry me or not??😡
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Titanium (@akinkunmi) profile picture
Titanium
@akinkunmiOct 31
I find it a bit annoying how as humans we naturally long for companionship.
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Ms•Deee (@deeeeoflagos) profile picture
Ms•Deee
@deeeeoflagosOct 31
And behind all this flirting I feel absolutely nothing for anyone except my long-distance, off and on, soul-tied, maybelatership.
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I’ve always loved grad szn but I especially love this one cause it’s finally my turn!🙈
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ODINAKA. El Toro. (@TheAjibolaGrey) profile picture
ODINAKA. El Toro.
@TheAjibolaGreyOct 31
As an incumbent, the campaign for your second term should be light work. Just remind people of the good work you did in your first term. No need for intimidation and rigging. For example, how we went from at least 14hrs daily electricity supply to 4hrs weekly supply.
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