Present Day Clueless

I can’t find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.

Dionne: Cher is saving herself for Tom Brady.

Elton swipes right on a photo of Amber face-swapped with Cher, doesn’t care, never messages his matches anyway.

"Wasn’t my mom a total betty?” – Cher’s caption on her Instagram of her mom in the 80s

Elton defends Affluenza Kid.

Christian: Do you like Kylo Ren? Cher: I love her.

He's a miserable little man who wants to make everyone else miserable too.

And may I please remind you that it does *not* say “RSVP” on the Statue of Liberty.

Cher: "She's a full-on Instagram. From far away, it's OK, but without the filter, it's a big old mess."

*Josh dumps Cher after she tweets "#AllLivesMatter”* *Elton starts identifying as a men’s rights activist*

*Cher calls Fabian, her masseuse, after she pulls a muscle trying to Snapchat a butt selfie to Christian*

He's a miserable little man who wants to make everyone else miserable too.

Cher: You see how picky I am about my emoji and they only go in my texts.

Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "Bae". Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."

I'm so miserable. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't Instagram.

Cher: You are such a fuckboy. Josh: Oh, and you are such a basic bitch.

Cher: I've got an idea. Let's blow off seventh and eighth, go to the mall, have a calorie fest, and see the new Magic Mike.